queer purple trash can

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

you kids and your NFTs. back in my day, that meant "not for trade." we'd put that on our neopets' profiles so people wouldn't bother us about trading them away. and they did it anyway

on a dark & stormy night, there was a creature . & you’re never going to beleive what it did next

it creached

I would rather die serving cunt than die serving my country

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

oh haiku bot. i thought i couldn’t love you more

god destroying the tower of babel

there really is nothing more charming or telling about humanity than the amount of time and effort we’ll put into something just to see how cool it will look when we make it fall down 

me: that’s a lot of….oh…OH

people misunderstand what ‘gifted kid’ actually means but it’s ok it’s fine it’s cool it’s good

This is the best “gifted kid” post out there. I never took notes until college because I didn’t have to, snd when it got challenging I had to literally teach myself note taking at age 18. It also fucks with your perception of asking for help - you’re advanced, you’re competent, you should be able to understand every topic easily. Asking for help/going to office hours/asking for a tutor feels like failing when you were praised in your early years for not needing to do that.