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Hijinks? In this economy? Best I can do is an escapade right now, sorry.

Yeah

@ominous-signs

Official ominous sign

“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism

you serve the drink, they take a sip. it ticks down to 98% and they whisper “oh thank god”

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

ITALIAN MANWHORE SUMMER

always reblog italian manwhore summer

at all times i am thinking about how my dad got himself kicked out of a d&d group in the 80s because he made an elf named “Elrond Hubbard” and the DM said he wasn’t taking it seriously

best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

The tumblr blorbo in the blorbo tumbler.

the club moss I got for my terrarium is dying, despite being lovingly packed into organic soil with oven-fried leaf litter and bioactive springtails and isopods, and meanwhile in my fridge my fuck ass onions are sending out bright green shoots as happy as could be in their cold dark box of fucking nothing

As dandelions to sidewalks, so onions to refrigerators.

wildflowers thriving on the side of the road i see you i love you girls

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵