the memory hurts but does me no harm

using a piece of paper to carry a scary bug out of my house and then forgetting about it and accidentally using the same paper to print my resume, manager i hand it to smells it and starts making a defensive acid,

(eyes snap open, as if from a beautiful dream) the last sensitive white boy has abandoned all hope

maybe i should go use the pot to cook

point and click protagonist when you haven’t moved the mouse in 30 seconds:

I love the implication that, as Larry is an "unpaid trainee", the dog is paid.

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices

Ok i know that too some people it will just look like a question mark but i am in love with this 🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪new 🫪🫪🫪🫪emoji apple added it dosent even feel real🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪do the peo🫪🫪🫪🫪ple know🫪 about🫪🫪🫪 this🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

Why are people so afraid of the fact that Armand searches for someone like Marius and has no desire to be like him?