the memory hurts but does me no harm

Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You

he's about to do a presentation in front of the entire class

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

using a piece of paper to carry a scary bug out of my house and then forgetting about it and accidentally using the same paper to print my resume, manager i hand it to smells it and starts making a defensive acid,

(eyes snap open, as if from a beautiful dream) the last sensitive white boy has abandoned all hope

maybe i should go use the pot to cook

point and click protagonist when you haven’t moved the mouse in 30 seconds:

I love the implication that, as Larry is an "unpaid trainee", the dog is paid.