the memory hurts but does me no harm

this also btw makes the louclaud dynamic way more insane than their canon one because they only have an 8 year age gap and louis is like 22 when him and lestat adopt claudia, who is already 14! like all these timelines are super condensed and the age gaps are weird and such like in my loredoc claudia only lives with loustat for four and a half years too. it’s like. truly a mess 😭just vibes based writing truly

i’ve been thinking about that Allowed To Go Thru Special Doors post since i saw it. the airport truly is so good for this like i can’t emphasize enough how good it feels to exaggeratedly suspiciously make sure that all the badge opened doors close properly behind me while people are watching. like yes im going to your plane NO you can’t come. Idiot

same with the cones and ribbons that passengers have to walk around like IM allowed to walk under the wing but YOU 🫵have to walk around it. Yes it’s mandatory

opening the door to the jetbridge with all my paperwork in my hand and waiting just behind the door until it closes. I bet you wish you could know what i’m up to with your plane. Ha ha

i’ve been thinking about that Allowed To Go Thru Special Doors post since i saw it. the airport truly is so good for this like i can’t emphasize enough how good it feels to exaggeratedly suspiciously make sure that all the badge opened doors close properly behind me while people are watching. like yes im going to your plane NO you can’t come. Idiot

same with the cones and ribbons that passengers have to walk around like IM allowed to walk under the wing but YOU 🫵have to walk around it. Yes it’s mandatory

if i was marquis de sade i would just write 1 day of sodom because 100 just feels like too many.

you would think, like, "oh, we've already thought of all the metaphorical ways we can say penis/vagina. we've already come up with the full list of nicknames. we have exhausted the list of innuendos. there is nothing else new to be said about this" and then you'll open a random explicit fic and make the most improbable linguistic discovery of all time

would you like to share with the class 🤔

saw the term "gummy walls" last night and had to sit alone with god for a minute

would you like to unshare with the class

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.