the memory hurts but does me no harm

this nonsexual cuddle pile MUST only consist of people with pussies, if the person im nonsexuallu cuddling fully clothed with ever had a p*n*s in their pants i would call the cops (bust trans mascs with bottom surgery are okay :D we're progressive here)

a gnome with a fork and knife is doing devil may cry combos to a berry tart

youre pissing me off

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

every episode of riverdale has a scene where a teen with too much hairstyle confronts a diabolical adult like "listen up bozo, i know you think youre all tough and comfortable running the show & calling the shots. but here's a newsflash for you, you goddamn monster: we're sick and tired of you using our town as your personal junk pool. i will hunt you down and stomp on your world. arrivederci, you bastard" & all throughout this the adult looks completely disarmed, scared shitless, terrified for their life, then two scenes later the adult will walk up to the teen & shoot them in the head point blank with a pump action shotgun. that's the cliffhanger, & the next episode opens with the teen in the hospital recovering from a mild contusion

why did somebody tag this as #contusion. is that for like an injury-based filing system or

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

not all your fave blorbos can be masochists some of those fuckers gotta enjoy beating the shit out of someone during sex