ruth'ful•ly adv. compassionately or mercifully

Everyone has some kind of bullshit theory that they're sympathetic to even if they're not technically convinced and mine is plant consciousness

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Are you calling me old 😂

Well I ain't saying "6 7" means something to you!

don't you hate it when you accidentally buy the low-fat version of something? was putting away my groceries and noticed the packaging that proclaimed "only 5 calories per serving!" like that was some kind of positive. you're telling me i just spent 4 dollars on 20 calories??? well fuck man what am i supposed to do with such a dinky amount of energy?

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foaming at the mouth rn i need a 4 year old and i need to help them in a buffet line and be so patient and nice and motherly to them and ask if they want an egg roll and let them hold their plate as i get it for them and to tell them it's ok when they drop it and that we can just get another, ok, i need that. i need that. please. i need a babby. i need to teach them algebra. ok. do you understand me. i need to take them to the woods and watch them fill their pockets up with acorns. ok.