TO WALLS THE BALLS

"my gender is whatever is funniest" yawn. my gender is whatever gets the most pussy

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

so, me and the cursed amulet have been talking. well, he’s been talking. I’ve been listening. anyway we think you’re plotting against us.

mike’s hard past couple of months

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves