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severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

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monday morning again .for the love of god
a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.
ai will literally straight up say "I can make mistakes :)" and be accepted by millions of companies worldwide. meanwhile you'll either get fired or get your resume thrown into a trash can if you, as a human being, make one slight mistake or are not always performing perfectly
how often are you getting a headache
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how often are you getting a tummy ache
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To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.
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Have been playing cyberpunk 2077 and I love that my girl just has a bunch of porn in her apartment and plus shaving cream and lotion “for men” in her bathroom. Classic example of the “designing the game for a male audience so when you play as a girl she becomes becomes a nuanced and esoteric dyke” phenomenon
The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel. — William Gibson, Neuromancer
I find it very amusing how much people are like "no free feet pics" and like, censor out their feet lest someone be turned on as if every single aspect of the human body isn't attractive for someone.
This is mostly a "this is your line in the sand?" comment but the flip side of this is actually a frustrated rage I have that people are so terrified of, let me check my notes, being considered attractive to someone. But it's not just being attractive, is it? It's being seen as sexually appealing, because our society is obsessed with being pretty but void of sex. Everyone is beautiful and no one is horny, etc etc.
I know people will complain about how they didn't give someone permission to jerk it to images of themselves, or they don't want to think about people doing that. But first of all, stop playing the thought police, I don't care if it makes you uncomfy, you can't control how people think. But secondly, that just wraps back around to my first post: every single part of the human body is sexually appealing to someone. It is fine. Sex and attraction are just a part of human experience, it's not a bad thing if someone finds you or a part of you appealing. It becomes bad when they harass you or treat you like an object, which is not what's happening in these cases. (Also I'd wager that the disconnect of sex is what causes a lot of sexual objectification but that's digressing even further.) Someone being attracted to your feet is morally neutral, actually, and throwing a fit about your feet is so embarrassing because you're missing the bigger picture by a long shot.
Time to chuckle about this again. This post is brought to you by someone censoring their feet on a video of them putting on a corset. You know the famously fetishized undergarment?

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We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"
Around the same time as we went from "We need comprehensive safer-sex education in school because some non-negligible percent of teenagers will choose to have sex even if they're told not to" to "25 year old minor" and "17 year olds worried that they're pathological sex addicts for being horny while underage" and "11 year olds worrying that they're pedophiles because they're attracted to kids their own age."
we need to gamify not being creepy to actors
proposing a new genre of fiction called an anti-romance where u r presented w a couple at the start & the story is about their emotional journey towards a catastrophic break up
will they won't they (end this farce). there's only one bed (but for some reason they don't really want to share it). out of context eavesdropping (that paints the relationship in a better light than it deserves). chasing after them to stop them getting on that plane (and stopping them from finally being free)
nobody understands my vision i don't mean any old story where a relationship fails and it's tragic or w/e i mean a story where the intention is for the audience to root for it failing the same way u root for it succeeding in a romance. & when the relationship finally implodes at the climax of the story it's all very cathartic & everybody cheers.
like have u never wanted a fictional couple to break up so badly it hurt?
(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile
late summer / early fall thoughts

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