Turn Undead's verbal component is "Shitty Bullshit Skeletons", a very mean cover of the classic Halloween song
Shitty, bullshit skeletonsΒ Are shitters, scum, and slimeΒ Stupid skulls to mock and bullyΒ Fuck them up tonight
Shitty, bullshit skeletonsΒ That shriek like such a bitchΒ Theyβll shake and shudder in surpriseΒ When you turn this fucking lich
Iβm not sorry, skeletons, your jokes are not so good You want to fucking socialize? (Go drown in fucking mud.)
'Cause shitty, bullshit skeletonsΒ Shout stupid fucking thingsΒ Theyβll say plural βsarcophagusβ Is βsarcophagogingβ
Spirits supernatural are dumb, and thatβs a plus But osteo-reanimae are all also a wuss
Stupid, bullshit skeletons Arenβt mean; theyβre fucking dicks Theyβll grab you by your hyoid boneΒ And throw you in the Styx
Sticks and stones may break their bonesΒ But we shall break their pride Cause stupid, bullshit skeletonsΒ Will run and fucking hide!
















