Growing Bellies, Shrinking Clothes

Quick cheeky vid before work 😏

Clothes don’t fit 🐷

Same top, 2 years 42lbs later

4 years apart, 70lbs gained who thinks I should add another 70

How much fatter should I get? 😈

                             Rugby Calendar Boy        WillGriff John

The angle though 😵‍💫

Maybe I over bulked a but

“Well, little bro, are you gonna say something? After all, it’s your fault I’m standing here with my bare ass out. I know just what you’ve been up to. The extra fast food runs each night? Your special ‘diet’ shakes for weight loss? I mean, even running errands for me so I could park my fat ass on the sofa. It’s all clear. You’ve been feeding me into the fat brother! Well, pipsqueak, that ends now. I want you to take a good look at you craftsmanship. Because, after you pick us up dinner, this guy’s going on a diet. I’ll be cutting down to three meals each night. Plus dessert, of course. We’ll see who’s ‘porky’ then”

In your eyes, your son could do no wrong. He was the epitome of everything good in your life, the reason you had carried on through the good and bad. So, when he started getting a little tubby, you let him. Who were you to impede the appetite of a young growing boy? If he wanted McDonald's, Taco Bell, Wendy's, Burger King, he would get it. Christ, if he wanted a three-star Michelin restaurant, he would have it in his bed. And, sure, he's a bit more than tubby now. But what's a few pounds to a boy so obviously happy?