Villainland

*thank you, pretty thing

^ this is. The ONLY dialogue in the entire game where Morrigan outright claims experience of sex, per the wiki. In my opinion, the comment at The Pearl is directly related to these banters with Alistair and Leliana, which suggests the "experience" Morrigan is talking about isn't sex she had, but instead sex her mother had that she, unfortunately, witnessed or had described back to her.

Apart from that, here's the only companion dialogue that implies she might maybe know some stuff about sex, which… you can take or leave as being experience-based knowledge:

Notably, the second Leliana one is cut dialogue, but we'll take it into consideration cuz why not.

To me, this reads as her being mean to Leliana and trying to make herself Being Sexual as opposed to Being Romantic her "winning quality" in the weird catfight Gaider and Chee had to get in there for ??? reasons. There's some Madonna/Whore stuff going on in there that, frankly, deserves its own post. (And, as the link shows, has been extensively in its Andraste and the Witch tag set. Go look at its posts, the posts are fantastic.) But the point here is that the above dialogue doesn't necessarily imply Morrigan has ever actually had sex before the Warden. It implies that she thinks having sex with someone is a means of controlling or manipulating them. Which. Given what the last chunk just said about her mother's use for sex, can you blame her for arriving at that conclusion?

Dragon Age Fight Club — Group #27 / Match 1 of 6

Dalish

"I’d vote for her purely because I trust Bull’s assessment of useful weirdos. If he has a mage in the company who refuses to admit she’s a mage, he’s probably keeping her because she’s good enough that the denial is worth putting up with."

vs. Oghren

"two-handed dwarf berserker with indomitable. good luck knocking him over”

HARDING WEEK 2026 COUNTDOWN

Monday, July 27th - Sunday, August 2nd

Prompts

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It has 30 prompts for November but feel free to write and post whenever, but please add the tag #No one nuts November or #NoonenutsNovember wherever you post. You do not have to @ or credit this blog if you use any of these prompts.

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What are your thoughts on Queen Anora? Do you like her? Do you let her remain on the throne? Etc. The full program lol

I warn I have less thoughts on Anora than on Vivienne hahah. The thing of Anora is that the first time I played dao, I was a teenager girl with internalized misogyny, so I was like "omggg what's her problem why is her such a bitch. I was helping her and she betrayed me!!!". And then when I replayed the game, older and wiser, I was like "Anora is literally so reasonable like teen me had no fucking idea. who would had thought" and the "i helped her and she betrayed me" was fully "I was revelaing our cover and fucking the plan and she tried to save it" LMAO.

Like honestly for all the shit she is going throught it's crazy how much composture and grace she is dealing with it all. From loving her dad but having to disagree and fight after what he is doing, to have to conspire against him, to even be able to talk with the HoF after killing her father in front of her (if you go that route) like GOD.

And that basically she was ruling the whole kingdom while Cailan got all the credit... and the choice is very much... woman with years of experience vs guy who never lead but was born with noble blood so. Equal choice here you know. I do love how unfair it is tho, and how it shows the misogyny of the setting (thedas misogyny should be a different flavor than real life misogyny tho but sadly that is not very well treated)

The first time I played I tried to make Alistair King, but he broke up with me cause I was a Brosca, so I reloaded to make Anora queen. As you can see they were very deep teen reasons. Because that was my first run I still pick those options as my canon HAHA BUT again in the replay just. Eamon saying "nooo we need Theirin Blood in the throne" like I hate the monarchy and this is still monarchy bullshit, but at least I can pick someone for how well would they rule, and not for who their fucking parents are.

Slave trade stopped Alistair is king “With the slavers shut down in the Alienage, the lot of the city-born elves improved for a time. The new king even named the local elder to his personal court--a scandal amongst the humans, but a sign of new hope to the elves.” Alistair is not king “With the slavers shut down in the Alienage, the lot of the city-born elves improved for a time. A food shortage years later forced Queen Anora to come down hard on elven rioters, an act not quickly forgiven and a sign that tensions between the elves and humans were far from resolved.”

Ship Tournament, Round 3 — Match 7 / 7

Lae'zel/Shadowheart

"lae’zel/shadowheart is THE enemies to lovers blueprint in bg3 idc. they start off genuinely ready to slit each other’s throats over the artefact, the gith/sharran distrust is off the charts, and somehow it turns into this insane potential for two women who were both raised inside brutal religious systems slowly realising they were lied to by the people they worshipped"

vs. Karlach/Wyll

"I mean, those two are almost implied in the Blade of Avernus, Karlach and Wyll traversing hells together ending. Karlach's dialogue about doing this with someone she loves is both in romanced Karlach ending, and if she's just with Wyll! Karlach was my first romance, and when I saw a non-romanced Karlach and Wyll epilogue for the first time, I just felt such a "it should've been me! Not him!" feeling that it's hard to say there's nothing there. Also, Karlach has been through tough times. She deserves a fairytale prince to sweep her off her feet - what companion doesn't, really, but still. Also, Karlach will stand up for Wyll when he gets too self-sacrificing, I'm sure of that, and he deserves that, too. They're dear to each other, is all I know, and they'd be good together. After they get out of Avernus, I'm sure they could have a good, comfortable life in Baldur's Gate, adventuring, and when needing a break, having a nice house in the upper city to belong to."