no thoughts. eat paint.

i dont want a job i need to play with my friends and draw vampires forever

i saw a post earlier today and now i can’t find it but someone was like the only reason i get through studying is by saying “let’s go steal a grade” where they just imagine they’re doing research for a leverage con and they have to know all the information to pull it off successfully. I’m at my internship rn and i found the original score for the og show and redemption and let me tell you i have never been more productive

Replace imposter syndrome with the conman method! You're a fraud, and you're such a competent fraud that the mark is never going to realize what hit them until the gloat.

when a child goes to Build-A-Bear and constructs a teddy from the parts available no one bats an eye, but when I, Victor Frankenstein,

on july 4th 1776, america was founded. this has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

having ocs is so fucked .... i miss them so bad but im the guy who has to create new content. but im sleepy

Secret world au where instead of bees it's 17 year cicadas

Is that really what you want crawling into your mouth while you sleep...?

Excuse, there is a difference between purposefully eating a bug (tastey and full of protein) and having a huge dumbfuck screaming about sex lodging itself in your throat in the middle of the night while you sleep.

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are