winging life and eyeliner

lmao this may have cured my depression

This is literally Ben Shapiro’s viewpoint and I can’t anymore

in this house we do grandma activities

god how fukin tight was it rearranging your room when you were younger and it feeling like a different space and you’d show your parents and they’d be like wow very nice and you’d be like FUCK yes new room new me i’m gonna put these pillows and fluffy animals back on my bed every fukin morning from now on and like that night you can barely sleep cause you’re so excited to be sleeping in ur new room layout and then the novelty wears off and you go back to your messy self idk or was that just me

what the fuk u even suppose to do with ur hands while ur getting ur dick sucked

clap

Do y'all remember being a kid and trying to read in the car while it was dark outside and your parents wouldn’t let you turn on the light so you would try to grab snatches of sentences when you passed by street lights

Y'all soooooo annoying

“Do not be fucking gay” 😂😂 bitch I’m weak af

it says in the bible “do not be fucking gay”…….“im just playing i didn’t even write that shit” 💀

“God?” “Correct. Listen.” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

Bless the internet

😂😂😂

LOOK AT HIS ANGELIC FACE HAVE MERCY

someone: *sends me a 6 minute video* me *35 seconds later*: haha that was very funny!thank you for sending it