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Broke: vampires are real, and they act just like in the stories
Woke: vampires are real, but the stories are inaccurate
Bespoke: vampires are real, the stories are inaccurate, and vampires made up those stories to keep humans ignorant
Baroque: vampires are real, and the stories are inaccurate, but vampires reacted to things like Dracula and Masquerade the same way the mafia reacted to The Godfather and now actively try to play out the tropes
Smoke: vampires ar real but oh noes that one got hit by sunlight
Bloke: vampires are real but it's just some guy named Nigel Britishford
Yolk: vampires are real and they arrive in unfertilized chicken eggs
Croak: vampires are frogs
Karaoke: that japanese singing-along-to-songs thing
Quoke: the past tense of Quake
Cloak: the past tense of cake
Would you eat alien meat if aliens got off on you eating their meat?
Yes
No
Nuance
What?
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5 minutes of research on what American troops did in Vietnam will make you understand why people called them baby killers
“bits to use in everyday conversations”
Introducing: The Tier Matrix!
For when a 1-dimensional tier list doesn't suffice
Inverted version for those who prefer it go from top-to-bottom
Yes! Fight!
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Vander you fumbled so hard🥹
older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:
éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.
therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:
there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping
the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor
so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off
That’s a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that
male or female
hero or villain
sea or land
even in the snow
I guarantee you Frazetta’s Rohirrim were 100% pants-free
Good Old Frank. That man loved bodies and hated clothes so much
Frank Frazetta was the reason He-Man was designed like that; the producers conduct a study to see what art appeal the most to children, and Frank’s work came out on top in popularity. So everyone in He-Man is dressed the way they are directly because of Frazetta.
That man gave us the gift of warrior thighs and tits for everyone.
Ah, it has been too long since I have seen the no pants post on my dash. And yes, this is a rare case where it wasn’t some sexist nonsense but an egalitarian No Pants Agenda.
Stabilize our trajectory please
Pitch up
Pitch down
Left rudder
Right rudder
Left roll
Right roll
No1 engine thrust
No2 engine thrust
Flap angle
Altitude
I just wanna see how we crash this plane
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# of reblogs = # of flight hours the pilots have
Good luck soldiers
You guys are great at this
he's quoting hamilton pre-hamilton
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they couldnt take the heat