WE ARE PARTY MARTIANS. WE ARE MTV SCUM.

*making two dolls kiss and dropping them both out nowhere, all the emotion and life leaving my face* right. enough of that.

love pulling up a fic on ao3 & the author’s name is like flump. okay flump take me on a journey !!

"Whats your favorite genre" i just Listen to music i like man I dont kno w

Piracy is morally right and if you disagree, I want to hurt you

"? No" is such a foundational linguistic construction to my psyche. a hieroglyph. it should be a standard emoji

really humiliating trying to write horror like they went into the creepy house and there was a creepy ghost and the creepy guy with a creepy knife and everything was very creepy are you scared yet and thats like literally not how suspense and tension actually work but like all u can do is say well maybe something else was creepy?

as per my last straw,

“besides, I have a sister.” top contender for one liner that makes me so emotional

Went to a fabric store yesterday and saw a sewing machine that did embroidery of photos and the example was of a newborn baby and it was so fucking insane looking I asked an employee if I could buy it and she looked at it and was like “oh my god eugh what the fuck… i think that’s my bosses grandkid….I think you should just take it” so I did

on account of my big beautiful brown eyes

can anything just be about me for once