WE ARE PARTY MARTIANS. WE ARE MTV SCUM.

Rule of thumb: In every oppressed group, the women are having a worse time of it. This is due to a concept called "misogyny", which intersects with everything

The fact I had no fucking clue which euphemisms were about sex and which ones were about playing banjo

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

i think the joker should start talking like this for real. no other character should do this only the joker. i want batman to have to deal with this

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle

dick rider... cock sucker... fat faggot... so many wonderful things to be in this world we have turned into insults 💔

attacka you with a branch

attacka

attacka

fucking kill and smasha you on a rock

i’ve only read tumblr posts and undertale fanfiction. can i write the spicy young adult novel to change the world.

I’m a proud Marlboro addict! I’ll snow everybody that I’m a smoker of Marlboro cigarettes and that I need to smoke regularly. It makes me proud and horny to show that I’m addicted to cigarettes.

Fuck yeah!

evil Winnie the Pooh: I could go for a few smackerels of blood right now