WE ARE PARTY MARTIANS. WE ARE MTV SCUM.

as a female i wish i could cum inside

the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.

there are too many movies. lets start by getting rid of christopher nolan

it's kind of crazy climate change has occurred at such a remarkable pace that I and everyone else around my age can remember a completely different climate in our childhoods. I truly watched winter gradually disappear in my life.

"You're too young to remember this, but there used to be so many insects outside that you would have to clean them off the windshield after a long car ride" is the kind of sentence that would have been in a cheesy scifi short story earlier in my life, perhaps submitted to a literary magazine and accepted to show support for its environmentalist message - now it's something I've said in earnest.

lets call in sick tomorrow and go to the natural history museum

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

If ur mean to animals kill yourself and die like I genuinely wish u pain and suffering and a plague on both ur houses

$15 for a burrito $18 for poke $12 for a smoothie $16 for a burger $15 for a gyro when does it end