Pointless Letters

Funny how “love thy neighbour” never seems to make it into these letters.

BREAKING: Man writes to three newspapers to explain that the real victims here are wealthy men with privilege and power.

“…sir, this is a Nandos.”

BREAKING: Historical nuance and compassion both declared optional.

Starting off 2026 with peak “how’s yer da handling the divorce?” energy from the letters page of the Daily Mail

I bet Christmas Day just flew by…

…who wants to tell him?

Getting skin cancer to own the libs

Yeah David, nowadays comedians aren’t shite

FINALLY, someone stands up for that most discriminated against, marginalised group: white, heterosexual, able-bodied men in the entertainment industry. Truly they are the invisible underclass.

Fortunately for Leanne, someone was able to get word to the armed team forcing her at gunpoint to watch stuff with Emma Thompson in it and order them to stand down.

“The right is starting to get better at comedy and it's making lefties nervous.”

….but remember, it’s the young people who are the snowflakes

They should put these people in the Olympic team because fuck me, the gymnastic abilities they’re showing off in their efforts to make this someone else’s fault are absolutely gold medal worthy.

“Eight grams short! Eight grams! Sidney! SIDNEY! Get the spreadsheet updated!”

TONY: “Grrrraaaaaaarrrgh!”