welcome to my evil home :)

its not funny

sorry

In US we dont have a 67th floor in our hotels

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

sorry

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

and they’re both racist

and they're both racist

and they're both misogynists

and they're both transmisogynists

and theyre both racist

And they're both racist

This is kinda ominous ngl

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

taking the porn off tumblr just made us all hornier. it used to be that we’d only sexualize basic things, like human bodies. but now?? you wouldn’t believe the things my mutuals are getting off to

@funnier-when-objectum