welcome to my evil home :)

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

sorry

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

and they’re both racist

and they're both racist

and they're both misogynists

and they're both transmisogynists

and theyre both racist

And they're both racist

This is kinda ominous ngl

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

taking the porn off tumblr just made us all hornier. it used to be that we’d only sexualize basic things, like human bodies. but now?? you wouldn’t believe the things my mutuals are getting off to

@funnier-when-objectum

😳

he got that under titty exposed from the crop top look

Quite the hands-on man. Not a homosexual myself… but wow.

i’m losing my fucking mind

My sapphic ass just missed the toilet bowl & slipped in the puddle & fractured muy hulking iron body & now im too crying to get up now theres bugs crawling on me everywhere cuz i spilled my slurpy on my shirt 5 days ago & they want the sugars stuck in it wich i dont even blame them for at all