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Spell to Say Farewell to a Deceased Pet

You’ll need:

A pink candle

Two stones, one to represent you and one to represent your pet

Symbols of the four elements: earth, air, fire, and water*

The loss of a pet can be traumatic and devastating. They are, after all, part of our families, and we love them unconditionally. Once a pet passes away, it can be hard to move on from the grief. Do this spell to ease the transition after your pet has died.

Light the candle, and hold the stones together in your hand, remembering the love you felt for your pet. Think about the wonderful times you had together, and the joy you shared – it’s okay to cry if you need to. When you’re ready to move forward, pass the two stones over the elemental symbols. As you do, say “[Pet’s name], with the energies of Earth, I am with you in sprit, and you are with me.” Repeat this for each of the elements. When you’re done, say “I thank you for being in my life, and for the honor of letting me be in yours. I release you now, but will never forget you.”

Blow out the candle, and keep the stones in your pocket to rub together when you are thinking about your lost pet.

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“Daily Spellbook for the Good Witch: Quick, Simple, and Practical Magic for Every Day of the Year,” by Patti Wigington

*You can keep it simple and use a bowl of soil, a feather, a tealight, and a cup of water, if you wish.*

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