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Got to finishing this! Been a while since I had fun with a piece.

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Wanted to play with perspective with help from the boys and I’m liking it so far so here’s a W.I.P

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big day today

buryymeinblack

queued for the next wednesday the 12th

buryymeinblack

happy wednesday the 12th everyone

daysleftofsecondterm

happy Wednesday the 12th on 892 days left

lady-averie

So while doing some pirate research for the play I’m writing I stumbled upon one of the most amazing things I’ve ever read. In the 5th century A.D. there was a Scandinavian princess called Alwilda who’s father tried to set her up to marry Alf, the Prince of Denmark. Alwilda wasn’t cool with this so she and some female companions dressed as men, stole a ship, and sailed away. Eventually they met a company of pirates who were in need of a new captain and they were so captivated by her that they elected her as their new leader. Her crew became so infamous that Prince Alf was sent out to stop them. When their ships met he took Alwilda prisoner and she was so impressed by Alf’s skill that she agreed to marry him after all and eventually became the Queen of Denmark.

deadcatwithaflamethrower

I stopped caring whether this was factually accurate about halfway through because it’s completely AWESOME.

oldshrewsburyian

Medievalist here for triumphant fact-checking: this story is, if not true, at least true according to the history of the Danes (Gesta Danorum) written in the 12th century by Saxo Grammaticus. You can read his account of Alwilda’s story in the original Latin here, or in English translation here. Highlights include:

She exchanged woman’s for man’s attire, and, no longer the most modest of maidens, began the life of a warlike rover. Enrolling in her service many maidens who were of the same mind, she happened to come to a spot where a band of rovers were lamenting the death of their captain, who had been lost in war; they made her their rover captain.

I love the implication that there were lots of Danish maidens just WAITING for the opportunity of a life of piracy…

lady-averie

Reblogging my old post for this A+ addition to it

#It's in our blood

clamperls

im really glad they took all the porn off this website so that it could be advertiser friendly so that they could advertise porn on this website

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silentstarzi

He just wanted to watch ducktective in peace

artdeqiu

which Stanley is the hottest besides mullet stan?

okay hear me out,if I had to choose even though every version of him is hot....it's tv commercial stan!👉 👈 ....

ecto-stone

Dan: I’m a fusion of you and that brat. Dan: From the far dreaded future of 2014. Vlad:

elaenim

Absolution

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Daydreamer anatomy☁️

These individuals tend to have their head in the clouds, and are reported to prefer the escapism of fiction over reality.

ecto-stone

This is Denny the Phantom and this is Danno the Phantom and this is Davito da Phantom. And this is Dani the Phantom. She come out a little wrong, but she is so cute. I just can’t.

divorce-enjoyer

what the fuck

divorce-enjoyer

new nemesis dropped

marriagesaver

Hey, we can talk this out. We don't have to fight

divorce-enjoyer

WHO ARE YOU

aromanticduck

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

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it came to me in a dream

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