Made Of Anxiety, Autism, And ADHD

i love how this implies that gritty is how vulcans see jim

hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

Her ass was like a peach, and brother I’m in her pit.

well. that one’s on me

As summer is approaching, I’d like to remind everyone that you are not entitled to ask someone to cover up their scars, self inflicted or not. I don’t care if they’re big, I don’t care if they’re noticeable, or purple, or all over their body, or what. You can’t police people’s bodies.

This also goes for my friends with feeding tubes, ostomy bags, central lines and urinary catheters. People are allowed exist in bodies that stray from the expected norm.

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY🎆🎇

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

Ask not for whom the gurdy hurds. It hurds for thee.

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry