Lokiarc64

ask or request Jaune stories and or ships.

Rules:

No nsfw (I’m terrible writing that)

No Polyam ships

No crossover asks except for Red vs Blue.

Will include certain crossover aspects to Jaune.

(Jaune has a weapon or power from other media)

Ships I will write:

Lancaster (Jaune x Ruby)

White Knight (Jaune x Weiss)

Knightshade (Jaune x Blake)

Dragonslayer (Jaune x Yang)

Arkos (Jaune x Pyrrha)

Nora’s Arc (Jaune x Nora)

Arculus Rift (Jaune x Penny)

Scarlet Knight (Jaune x Velvet)

Silent Knight (Jaune x Neo)

Winter Knight (Jaune x Winter)

Will eventually have more ships in the future.

Jaune: Alright guys, passports.

Jaune (Jokingly): Nobody has anything weird like atlas cocaine do they?

Ruby: Nope.

Weiss: No.

Blake: I finished it.

Yang: I just want to remind everyone my passport is fake.

Yang: In case that makes anyone uncomfortable.

RWBJ: 😧😧😧

Blake: What?!?

Blake (Concerned): Yang did you say you don’t have your real passport.

Yang: No I left everything behind.

Weiss: By the brothers.

Blake: Yang, that’s a federal felony.

Ruby: Why didn’t you say this earlier Yang.

Yang: I did I just did so if you’re not comfortable you should get out.

Blake: We’re not going to get out of the ship because we’re right in front of border control.

Weiss: We could literally all be detained Xiao Long!

Ruby: "Whines”

Jaune: “Grabs passport"

Jaune: Margaret Wartime.

Jaune: YOUR NAME IS MARGARET WARTIME!?!

Yang: I don’t know I got it from Menagerie.

Ruby: Why did you pick Margaret Wartime, that sounds like a fake name.

Weiss (Panicking): Can we turn around, should we just turn around?

Yang: Guys stop it you’re really freaking me out.

Blake: WELL YOU SHOULD BE FREAKING OUT YANG!

Jaune: I can’t even tell if this is a good passport.

Ruby: Guys none of us know Margaret Wartime, she’s a hitchhiker, we picked her up on our way because we’re nice.

Weiss: AND WE LET HER HAVE THE FRONT SEAT?

Jaune: Alright shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.

Ruby (Whining): No.

Jaune: Ruby, Ruby, Ruby!

Ruby (Whining): Turn around.

Jaune: Ruby, stop!

Ruby: “Hides in hoods”

Weiss: “Holding face“

Blake: “Lowers herself out of windows view”

Yang: "Sweating nervously“

Jaune: “Rushes through door”

Jaune: Adrian, Adrian what’s wrong?

Adrian: “Tears in eyes”

Adrian: U-Uncle Jaune, there’s a monster in my closet.

Jaune: “Pats Adrian’s head”

Jaune: Buddy there’s no monster in your closet, you probably just had a nightmare.

Adrian: Nuh-uh, I saw it.

Jaune: Well never fear because your uncle is here and he knows a thing or two about slaying scary monsters.

Jaune: “Walks toward closet”

Adrian: “Hides under covers”

Adrian: “Whimpering”

Jaune: Adrian, there isn’t anything in your closet that will scare or hurt you.

Jaune: Look.

Jaune: “Opens closet”

Jaune: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Blake: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Adrian: WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Blake: Don’t scare me like that!

Jaune: WHY ARE YOU IN MY NEPHEW’S CLOSET!!!

Blake: I just needed a quiet place to read.

Blake: Now if you don’t mind.

Blake: “Closes closet door”

Adrain: “On the verge of tears”

Jaune: “Sits on the side of Adrian’s bed”

Jaune: “Hugs Adrian”

Blake: Adrian what are you doing?

Adrian: Running with scissors.

Blake: Adrian don’t be a fool, scissors are a dishonorable choice in weaponry.

Nora: She’s right.

Nora: “Pulls out magnhild”

Nora: Use this instead.

Adrian: “Grabs magnhild”

Adrian: Cool.

Terra: Oh my goodness.

Blake: I’m doing this because I care Ruby!

Ruby: Well forget it, with Crescent Rose by my side there is no way I’m losing to some bookworm.

Yang: Hehe nice burn.

Ruby: You have nothing to worry about Blake, don’t forget who’s the leader.

Blake: Listen Ruby, Yang got lucky deafting Tifa, I actually knew how to defeat Mikasa.

Yang: Say what?

Blake: Dont worry about it.

Blake: Ruby you need a well thought out strategy to defeat Maka.

Blake: How do you plan on defeating her.

Ruby: Easy, slice her up until justice is served.

Blake: “Sigh”

Blake: And if she “slices” back?

Ruby: Then I start shooting.

Yang: Eh, me and Blake went up against a bartender and specials ops, you get the leftovers, you get some girl with a scythe.

Blake: Maka Albarn is more than just some girl with a scythe.

Ruby: Well I say it’s time to end this debate once and for all.

Ruby: Me vs Maka in Death Battle!

Jaune: “Hops off Juniper”

Juniper: “Shakes head”

Jaune: “Looks at town”

Jaune: “Somber look”

Penny: Let me choose this one thing.

Penny: Trust me.

Jaune: “Shakes his head”

Jaune: “Pulls out broken Crocea Mors”

Jaune: I could have, I should have.

Jaune: There had to have been something else, I could have healed you if I had time.

Jaune: I could have fought off Cinder long enough for back up to arrive.

Jaune: I could have done something differently!

Jaune: But I didn’t.

Jaune: “Drops Crocea Mors”

Jaune: Now you’re gone because of my failure.

Jaune: “Falls to knees”

Jaune: You’re dead because of me!

Jaune: “Holds chest”

Jaune: Penny, I’m so sorry I-I-I.

Jaune: “Hyperventilating”

Jaune: I can’t “gasp” I’m still “gasp” so weak.

Jaune: “Tears form in eyes”

Juniper: “Sniffs Jaune”

Jaune: Why “gasp” am I so “gasp” pathetic?!?!

Juniper: “Nuzzles face on Jaune’s shoulder”

Jaune: “Pats Juniper’s head”

Jaune: “Breathing slows down”

Jaune: “Inhales and exhales”

Jaune: Thank you Juniper.

Jaune: “Hugs Juniper’s head”

Jaune: “Sighs”

Jaune: I don’t know what I do without you.

Jaune: “Lifts himself up”

Jaune: I may have failed Penny but I won’t fail anybody else.

Jaune: So long as I’m still standing there is still some good to be done.

Jaune: Cmon Juniper let’s regroup with the others.

Jaune: “Hops on Juniper”

Jaune: Ruby can we please go to bed?

Ruby: But ice cream.

Jaune: It’s midnight we can’t get ice cream right now.

Ruby: But I want ice cream.

Jaune: I’m not getting you ice cream.

“Marigold Mart”

Jaune: I hate you so much.

Ruby: “Pulls Jaune’s arm”

Ruby: Cmon Vomit Boy.

Jaune: “Chuckles”

Ruby: You want cake?

Jaune: I want sleep.

Ruby: I think you want cake.

Blake: Bumblebee, do you mean us?

Jaune: No I mean bumblebee.

Jaune: Isn’t that your bike?

Blake: Our bike?

Yang: MY BIKE!

“Bumblebee soars through the air”

Ruby: Better, thanks to good old Jaune.

Ruby: Saved the day again.

Weiss (Saddened): Yeah

Jaune: Just doing my job.

Weiss: Hey Ruby, you don’t have to feel guilty about what happened during the fight against Salem.

Ruby: …I know.

Weiss: Jaune saved you because that was his job.

Weiss: It’s not your fault he didn’t make it out of there.

Jaune: “Puts his hand on Ruby’s shoulder”

Jaune: She’s right you know.

Ruby: I know.

Weiss: Do you still talk to him sometimes?

Ruby: Yeah I… it makes me feel better, I miss him.

Jaune: I like talking to you Crater Face but maybe it’s time to let go.

Ruby: It’s hard to let go.

Pyrrha: Then don’t let go, not entirely.

Pyrrha: We’ve all lost someone, you’ve lost a lost Ruby.

Penny: “Waving at Ruby”

Pyrrha: But the memories the people that defined you life, you keep a piece of that always.

Summer: “Walks next to Ruby”

Summer: Hold on to them in your heart, remember the things they taught you, pull from their strength, learn from their mistakes.

Ozpin: “Walks next to Summer”

Ozpin: “Sips coffee”

Summer: Grow from the special moments you had in the time you were together.

Weiss: … And remember that even though they are all gone we are still here, we made it through.

Weiss: We’re here, I’m here, I’m really here.

Ruby: Weiss… am I going to be okay.

Blake: Hey.

Blake & Yang: “Walk toward Weiss & Ruby”

Blake: Whatever we’re going to be, we will be it together.

Yang: The three of us aren’t going anywhere, we promise.

Jaune: “Stares at Penny’s blood on the blade”

Curious Cat: How does it feel Hero, to wield the very same weapon that ran with your friend’s blood?

Curious Cat: Do you feel sad, full of rage, or does that helmet help bury your feelings?

Curious Cat: Hiding your true self.

Jaune: …

Curious Cat: You are a truly extraordinary specimen.

Ambrosius: I will grant you any wish you desire.

Nora: Oh, bring back little Schnee!

Ambrosius (Confused): That animated Comedy Central show about Nicholas Schnee?

Nora: Yeah, I loved that show.

Ambrosius: Bu-but how would that even work today, he’s not even alive anymore.

Jaune: “Punching tree”

Weiss: “Looks at Jaune’s fist”

Weiss: “Sees fists covered in blood”

Weiss: Jaune?

Jaune: “Continues to punch tree”

Weiss: Jaune!

Jaune: “Keeps punching tree”

Weiss: Jaune, please!

Jaune: “Punches tree with more force”

Weiss (Screaming): Stop!

Jaune: “Stops punching tree”

Jaune: “Turns to face Weiss”

Weiss: “Grabs Jaune’s bloody hands”

Weiss: Stop, just for today.

Weiss: “Takes off Jaune’s helmet”

Weiss: You don’t have to be a hero.

Weiss: You don’t have to be the Rusted Knight.

Jaune: “Tears form in eyes”

Weiss: Just let yourself fall apart.

Jaune: “Falls into Weiss’ arms crying”