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Penny: "I am completely and mentally stable- Oh look a civilian Bullhead."
Penny's military OS: "Do it. You know you want to do it. Just do it. Lock it. Just lock onto that civilian Bullhead. Do it. Just do it."
Penny: "I can't take it anymore!"
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It's not a contest... But...
(continuation of the "Anti-tank rifle" Jaune)
Firing Range
Coco: *glaring at Jaune* ...
Jaune: *feeling a bit awkward* So huh... *Nudge his head toward her* What's her deal again?
Velvet: *chuckle* Don't worry, she's just upset that someone stole her place as "who got the bigger gun".
Coco: *grumbles* That's not true...
Jaune: ... Really? *Look down at his lahti l-39* I mean, that's not even the biggest gun i own.
Coco: *angry* What do you mean it's not your biggest gun!? That thing weighs almost as much as me when loaded!
Jaune: *smiles* Ah, but you haven't met Pom-pom yet.
Coco: ... *Raise an eyebrow* Pom-pom?
Jaune: *nod, still smiling* Pom-pom!
Coco: ... Are you kidding m—
_ _ _
*POM-POM-POM-POM-POM-POM—*
Jaune: *using a heavily-modified qf 1-pounder pom-pom* HEAR THAT? THAT'S WHY THEY CALLED IT A POM-POM! PRETTY COOL, RIGHT?
Coco: *Looks down at Gianduja* ... I feel inadequate—
Jaune: *still firing* WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING WITH THE NOISE, YOU NEED TO SPEAK LOUDER!
Coco: *on the verge of tearing up* Urgh... *Fall to her knees* This is so unfair...
ok 37mm is good however I think we can go further.
The L6 Wombat which is a 120 mm calibre recoilless anti-tank rifle. Comes with HESH and canisters rounds.
Fuck that, go fill Schwerer Gustav just because it's fiction
It still needs to be somewhat movable by an aura boosted person.
Jaune wearing a custom made harness to carry his duel 50cal machine gun.
The Door.
Cardin grunted as the doors, older than his family, groaned as he kept them closed. The metal bolts and hinges, rusted and worn from the centuries of use had snapped long ago and the wooden planks were nothing but potential kindling.
But by his frame, his strength, his armor and his father's shield and his aura and semblance. They held. And they would hold as long as he breathed.
Even as individual boards were torn into, as claws and teeth and bone punctured through and scarped against his armor, even as the red glaring eyes of death gazed in from the holes and the stench of death and brimstone became unbearable.
It would hold. Because anything less would mean death for all of them. All these people, children, elderly, the injured, the maimed. All of them would die.
And he had enough of death. Of losing friends and loved ones. Of not being enough.
With a roar he thrust the broken piece of wood in his hands through the door and was rewarded with a pained growl. He pulled back out and stabbed through another hole, spearing through a clawed paw with ease and striking something important as black ash filtered through.
The door eased for a moment before he felt a thump as another Grimm replaced the one he had just killed.
He didn't care though. No matter how many came, he would kill them all. He would hold, he would stand. He wouldn't run. And as he glanced towards the hundreds of faces sitting huddled together looking towards him, he saw hope and awe.
And that was enough. Enough for him grit his teeth and press harder against the coming tide. Thrusting his makeshift spear again and again. He would hold and hope that it was enough. That what ever crazy plan his friends made up would work. That they would live through this night. That the hope and awe these people gave him was enough to make up all his mistakes. That it would be enough to finally be at peace with himself.
So he held.
I was held by gunpoint to make this, I swear
Weiss: Oh, look! Here comes Yang Xiao Long, with her massive cosmetic bubble tits, bouncing all boobily. Are you here to knock over my grandfather's ashes again just by breathing next to his urn?
Yang: Cosmetic?! These are my big naturals~!
Weiss: Bitch, one of them is 7 times bigger than the other!
Yang: Well... Yeah! One of them deflated! Sometimes boobies just do that!
Jaune: I'm, like, 99% certain boobs don't do that.
Yang: HA! Tell me you haven't seen a pair of titties in real life without telling me you've never seem a pair of real life titties. Am I right, Ruby~?
Ruby: Uh, Yang... They kinda got a point.
Jaune: "Wait... Let me try something." *Without asking, reaches over and squeezes the bigger one*
Ruby: "Hey!"
Weiss: "What are you doing?!"
Jaune: "Wait look!"
Yang: *Watches as her bigger boob starts to deflate and the smaller one starts to inflate.*
Weiss: "How?"
Yang: *in tears* "They're artificial! I'm flatter than Whitley!"
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The Button Problem
The main issue between the red and blue button question is that to the Red Button pushers the Blue Button is a death/suicide button that no one should press while the Blue Button pushers see the Red Button as a murder button that they must unite against. Both sides are assuming malice/self destruction. To solve this issue a third button must be added. The yellow button. The problem is as follows:
There are three buttons. Red, Yellow, and Blue.
If the Red Button exceeds 50% of the vote, those who vote Yellow will die.
If the Yellow Button reaches 22% of the vote, all of Blue dies.
If the Blue Button exceeds 50% No one dies.
Choose then which button
Red Button
Yellow Button
Blue Button
Attacked by very sudden torrential downpour and went to check the weather radar and then remembered this image
If you look at the pacific you can predict what the weather is going to be a week out. 10 out of 10 would recommend looking at doppler
There are two buttons. The Kill Yourself Button and the Not Kill Yourself Button. If the Kill Yourself Button has more than 50% of the vote it doesn't work and they don't die.
Kill Yourself
Not Kill Yourself
Pyrrha only see's Jaune as a Boyfriend
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Confession #1838
Jacques: "Why are all my children attracted to canine faunas?"
Winter: *Holding hands with Husky Faunas Marrow*
Weiss: *Holding hands with Golden Retriever Faunas Jaune*
Whitley: *Holding hands with Wolf Faunas Ruby*
Willow: "I know right? I'm more into cats." *Is sandwiched between Kali and Ghira*
Bros you don’t even know I could make a Jaune Arc Project Hail Mary AU so fucking easily
rkgk
I wonder if people who are more in-tuned with Aura and or the spiritual could detect the hints of Fea on Jaune. Like some old fortune teller seeing that Jaune if favored by fate or something like that or Ren being able to see afterimages of Jaune's time in the Everafter
Ren definitely can’t see Jaune’s time in the Ever After. His Semblance lets him read emotions, not memories or alternate timelines or anything like that. He’s not suddenly clairvoyant just because Jaune's weird now lol
That said, Jaune does read WEIRD to him. Not in a “I can see the Ever After” way, but in a “this does not behave like a normal person’s emotional state” way
His emotions don’t always line up cleanly. Calm sitting on top of exhaustion, determination without the usual spikes of fear, pain that’s present but not escalating the way it should. And when Jaune leans into one of his roles, it gets more obvious. The emotional read simplifies, almost, like everything unnecessary has been stripped away.
A fortune teller or someone working more on instinct, symbolism, or “fate” though? Yeah, they’d absolutely pick up on something.
Not specifics. Not “oh you went to the Ever After and came back changed.” More like: “you’re standing in the middle of something unfinished”. They wouldn’t see what happened to him, but they could probably see that the story hasn’t let go of him
He’d read as lucky in the worst possible way (jsut like in canon lol)
So in the Fea-U in order to prevent a paradox would the Narrative exist in Remnant before Jaune returned from the Everafter and thus alter the stories or others in order to facilitate Jaune falling in the first place? Like would it make Atlas and Mantle king-less in order to force Ironwood (Soldier/Poet) Jacques (Poet) and Robin (Poet/Soldier) into the roll of king knowing that they're not meant for the role and thus force Jaune into the Everafter when the narrative punished the three of them for that?
Not at all!
As I said when I explained what roles the others have, there are plenty of other people who fulfill the role of King. Cause that wasn't a "well this person would be a King if Jaune didn't exist." Nope. They ARE King
The Narrative isn’t going back and rearranging Remnant to make Jaune happen. It’s not setting up a paradox or rewriting history to force him into the Ever After. He was gonna fall in anyway
Ironwood, for example, very clearly sits in Soldier/King. He leads, he commands, he takes responsibility for protection and structure. (he's also a fascist, but that's unrelated lol)
Jacques is more Poet/King. He shapes narratives, controls perception, defines reality through influence and image, even if it’s… not exactly in a healthy way
Robyn is a really clean King. She represents her people, creates a sense of shared structure, and acts as a focal point for others to rally around.
“King” here isn’t about literal crowns, it’s about being a point of structure, someone the story can organize people around. Jaune isn't special cause he's the only King, he's special cause he all three roles at the same time without oscillating between them
Most people sit pretty cleanly in one role, maybe two if things get messy. Jaune overlapping all three is what makes the Narrative pay attention to him the way it does. And the Narrative isn’t really punishing people for being in the “wrong” role so much as it pushes things toward resolution when something doesn’t fit cleanly
For example, when it was making things happen in the Ever After when Jaune wasn't accepting the King role, it wasn't punishing him for being in the "wrong" role, it was more like... showing him what happens to a world where there ISN'T a narrative focal point. The instability wasn’t the punishment, it was the absence of something the story expects to be there: Jaune
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ALTERNATIVE!
Jaune is terrified he WILL accidentally charm weiss constantly and so does his very best to stay away from her which results in her facepalming and dragging him back to the group to be lovingly told to stop being so hard on himself
IT
ISN'T
ABOUT
THAT
I CANNOT MAKE IT MORE CLEAR
WHETHER THE NARRATIVE CARES OR NOT IS IRRELEVANT BECAUE I THE WRITER OF THIS STORY DO NOT CARE
THAT ISN'T WHAT THIS STORY IS ABOUT
@pilot-boi to the shippers be like
27 + 48 = 75
20 + 40 = 60
7 + 8 = 15
60 + 15 = 75
8+2=10 +40=50+5=55+20=75
same as gsirvitor
27 + 48
7 + 8 = 15
20 + 40 = 60
60 + 15 = 75
1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1=75
