Random Funny Stuff

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

Damm, it really shows how consoles are just proprietary restricted PCs these days

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

They're actually a really dark purple

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

The heart wants what the heart wants

this reads like a muppet sketch

You're not wrong

World Heritage Post

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas

A HAMMERHEAD????

Teaching the baby ADVANCED TECHNIQUES

let's get fucking WRECKED by mama

I love that the bird is so used to being pointed at it just doesn't give a shit