#renora

Nora: *sends topless pic*

Ren: *looks down at his scroll*

Ren: *looks back up at Atlas Security Forces arrayed around him in riot gear with shields and batons*

Ren: …you should know that you are standing between me and Nora Valkyrie’s bouncing heaving pink-tipped pancake-padded mommy milkers.

Jaune:….Makes sense. I’ll get one.

Ruby:Yusss!

Nora:…Ren-

Ren:I’ll just wear it to bed.

🏳️‍⚧️ now more than ever 🏳️‍⚧️

Nora: *speaking with team RWBY, laughing, opening the door to her team's dorm* -Pyrrha was blushing do much, she- *noticing Pyrrha and Jaune SAVAGELY going at it, closing the door as quickly as she could* ...

Yang: *confused* What's wrong?

Nora: ... Remember how i said Pyrrha confessed yesterday?

Yang: Well duh!? You were telling us how it happened just a second ago!

Nora: *gulp, blushing* Yeah, i think she was kind of pent up, because i literally saw Jaune's bed broken in half and the door to the bathroom is broken too.

Weiss: *scoff* Nora, to think you'd invent something so ridiculous. *Open the door* There's no way-

Pyrrha: *full volume, not caring at all about being heard* FUUUUUUUUCK! JAUNE, I'M CUMMING! I'M-

Weiss: *close the door, red like a tomato* ........ W-well... That's... I...

*sound of "something" hitting the door*

Weiss: ...

*sound of "SOMETHING" hitting the door multiple times, with audible grunts being heard as well*

Blake: Holy- How long will they go at it!?

Ren: *going back from a walk, noticing Nora and team RWBY in front of the dorm* ... I assume they still haven't finished?

Yang: *turning towards him, also red like everyone else* WHAT DO YOU MEAN "STILL"!?

Ren: Well, they started kissing this morning, then i came back around an hour later and they were having... Intercourse.

Weiss: BUT ITS 5 IN THE AFTER NOON!!!

Ren: *shrug* I think i heard Pyrrha scream something about Jaune having discovered his semblance and how they'll go at it all day. I just told them to not touch our beds, because i was not going to open that door when i heard, and i quote; "It's like a cow getting milked".

Pyrrha: *muffled by the door, yet still clearly audible* YES, GIVE ME YOUR BABIES! MAKE ME YOURS!

Jaune: *grunting heavily*

Pyrrha: *screaming his name in pure bliss*

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Nora: ... *knock at the door*

Jaune: *Opening the door, covered in bite marks and scratches, wearing a pair of short* Hey guys, wassup?

Nora: *goes to speak*

Blake: Can i get whatever you just gave Pyrrha?

Ruby: *who stayed stunned all that time* Blake, what the hell!?!

Blake: *shrug* What? You can't tell me you ain't curious on what can make the invincible girl sing like a canary!!

Ruby: *the same color as her name* Not with my friend, no!

Jaune: ... *Looking at Nora* So uh... You need anything or?

Nora: Yes, my innocence back.

Jaune: *wince* Sorry, i honestly just wanted to hold hands for a while.

Nora: *grabbing Ren's arm* And the room, for the next hours.

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Pyrrha: *sitting in team RWBY's dorm with Jaune and team RWBY* ... *Hide her face in her hands* I can't believe it, i'm so sorry!

Yang: Hey, don't sweat it. From what i glanced, i'm 70% sure i would have screamed even louder than you.

Weiss: ... *Blush, scooting closer to Jaune* So, about those romantic feelings-

Jaune: *deadpan* I was looking for a romantic partner, not a friend with benefits. You missed your chance.

Weiss: *sigh* Figured.

Blake: Anyway, who started-

Jaune: *point Pyrrha* Her. *Chuckle* I was planning on going on a romantic date, but holding hands triggered something in her.