Lisbett

happy pride month to this post specifically

Ohhhh, the truck is the big brother :)

Like showing your baby bump to the family pet 🥺

Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!

I had one of these once, bookshop customer randomly challenged me to name, quote, ‘the only word in English where two u’s are next to each other’, and when I immediately said ‘vacuum’ he looked disappointed and when I pointed out it isn’t even the only word with two u’s next to each other in English and offered ‘continuum’ as an example he looked like I’d just punched his ribcage out his back like a Mortal Kombat character

People claiming this didn’t happen have never worked a day in retail

My sincere hope is that every person who gives themselves a second chance succeeds at whatever they're trying to do. I never want anyone to give up on giving themselves chances. As long as you have days, you have a chance to learn from yesterday and choose something different than what didn't work for you or what hurt someone or what hurt you. Even if you don't get the chance to apologize or make it right, even if you don't feel like you're worthy of it, you can still choose something new tomorrow.

This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.

Thank you, adorable scientist, for making people's lives better.

As an Australian, THIS WOMAN IS A FUCKING GODSEND.

this is Hannah Fry, Professor of the Public Understanding of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge and president of the Institute of Mathematics and its Applications.

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

Big!!! Steppy!!!

Taking her job very seriously

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.