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A Victorian gold and turquoise serpent necklace, the flexible tapering yellow gold body formed of three rows of scale-like collets each set with a round cabochon-cut turquoise, the head encrusted with cabochon-cut turquoises of various shapes, the brows set with rose-cut diamonds and the eyes with cabochon-cut garnets, all mounted in yellow gold, ca. 1840.

text: Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

But, Elon, solving child hunger is the obvious way to do that.

“Painted whores! Sexual gladiators! Fiercely old party children! Wake from their slumber to debut the bacchanal! Come into the light! Come into the light!”

You avoided nightmares the night before your big move by not actually going to sleep at all.

the economy is in shambles…i don’t know

[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. Alex Horne says to the camera, "And just so you know, my second favourite battery is a C because they're manly and my favourite is a triple A because they're cute." End ID.]

trip to the last stop

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