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Egg overcooked, yes, but also: it looks like the onion slice was from a sprouting onion.

I have a former feral cat who absolutely loves watching animal videos on my TV. Here's what I remember some of his opinions are: 1. Manuls, other house cats: Friends, neighbors, countrymen. Interested in what they're up to, tries to hang out. 2. Messi the Puma: Really cool big brother. Went nuts the first time he saw the size of him sitting next to a full grown human man. When he thinks Messi is looking at him he makes friendly noises and imitates what Messi does (yawn, roll, etc) 3. Seals, sea lions: Lot of dramatic head wobbling at these guys 4. Proboscis monkeys: Dude acted like these were the missing link that explained everything he'd ever wondered about cat-human relations. I don't even know how to explain it better than that. He was just a very specific kind of fixated and astonished, plus looking at me a lot too. I think it was the big nose/long tail combo. 5. Gorillas: He wasn't interested until they turned around and he saw they had human butts. Then he went absolutely nuts wobbling his head about it. I figure this is the kind of thing people might wanna call bullshit on so I got a small clip real quick

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I just want to bring to everyone’s attention that summerween is june 22nd ok bye

Happy summerween everyone

lan we live in australia its the middle of winter

Shhh, don’t ruin summerween 🥺

[after starting a fistfight and losing] haha okay man let's all put this behind us and sign a peace treaty between you, me, and my slavering rabid dog. what? oh don't worry the treaty says he'll stop mauling passersby. has he agreed to the treaty? i don't see how that's relevant. i will never ever put him on a leash btw just throwing that out there. so yeah anyway, trucies?

wait wait are we representing israel as a rabid dog and iran as a perfectly reasonable stranger? is that were we are at?

well one of these governments is willing to sign a peace treaty after winning a war of aggression waged against it by a much larger power and one of them is repeatedly sabotaging even temporary ceasefires because it is politically untenable for it to stop massacring lebanese civilians with bombs. you can do the over the top Tired snarky above it all tone all you like but the facts of the situation are incredibly stark