what a memer

the german word for villain, Bösewicht, is so great. like not only are you evil, you're also some sort of gnome about it

“…to me” is one of the most powerful disclaimers we have on here… is this character analysis accurate? debatable. but it’s real… to me.

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

yesterday my date made me promise to "not talk to any random russians this time" only for me to immediately become best friends with a kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality

"why did you have to promise that you won't talk to russian people in in first place" because after a certain amount of alcohol i enter a stage of inebriation my friends have dubbed "russian hour" in which the duolingo trained part of my brain takes over and i sniff out russian speaking people like a bloodhound and exitedly talk to them until i am physically dragged away.

hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 1185

"lgb without the t" you know that it's actual ppl ur talking about and not just an idea of concept??

that's the thing they don't think we're people

Terfs are just conservatives cosplaying as feminists

watching something when everyone else is laughing but me makes me feel like gus fring

one time i went over to a guy's apartment and he put on a comedy special that I dont think I laughed a single time. it wasnt even offensive it just wasnt good

he also only ate ground beef and white rice but that's besides the point

babes he didnt use sauce or seasoning or fat.... i really hope youre eating vegetables....

santa claus but instead of naughty or nice i judge if uve been banal or avant garde 

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout