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Its still so funny that they even thought to put this in the game in the first place. Yeah sure to get 100% completion you have to actively break the terms of service on purpose. This is normal

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cpericardium

hey mrbeast what the fuck

link to NYT article

merps

+ archived backup link

despazito

necromancelena

me: "well it looks like you lost the bet. now you have to do anything I ask for~♡" my girlfriend: "oh yeah? and what's that" Me, scrolling through the search results for a hastily typed 'thigns that are sexually embarassing, for domming': "now now. be patient little bird~♡"

escuerzoresucitado

Common tree shrew

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draconym

My local animal shelter (BARCS) just got an influx of 369 birds from a shitass pet store, which is a truly terrifying number of parrots to have inside a building. BUT: there's a donation drive going on right now where you can vote for a pet's face to go on a beer can for their annual BARCStoberfest. Every single vote is a dollar towards animal rescue!!!

You can vote for your favorites such as Tylenol, El Wiwi Gordito, and Cheese here on their website!

puppygirldick

Bioengineering is crazy yeah ill smoke the everything ciggie

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

one puff on a hand roll of these will send every cop in a 26 mile radius into anaphylactic shock

gorps

wizardshark

Where are they now: little German boy

wizardshark

vitariesocks

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

vitariesocks

2 pics. no caption

shaeeldera

I had to draw this beautiful lady

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gunsandfireandshit

normal-horoscopes

Elf video games: 300 hour jrpgs with legions of characters and several novels worth of text. Labrynthine upgrade trees and customization options. The most insufferably unintuitive UI possible. A single turn based battle can take hours. Every character has an ennui stat.

Dwarf video games: Basebuilding strategy FPSs that has a whole wiki page on the flexile vs tensile strengths of different building materials. Dwarven rhythm games have minigames where you have to manage supply lines. Mortals cannot comprehend dwarven grand strategy games.

Halfling video games: What appears on the surface to be a viscerally calming farming sim is actually an extraordinarily complex social combat game about cutthroat HOA politics.

Goblin video games: Wildly unbalanced collectathon gatchas where half the fun is finding new hilariously broken strategies. Zany uberviolent team shooters about bugs. MOBAs so bad it's almost art.

Orc video games: Addictive in-browser flash games with names like "Beast Crush 4" and "Borag Meat Game." The art is always kinda bad but in a charming way. The music always slaps.

normal-horoscopes

Goblin code looks incomprehensible but if you take the time to look through it, you realize it's actually optimized in ways you never thought were even possible. Goblins are responsible for like 75% of every games modding community. Goblins all run Linux.

There is no orc game larger than a gigabyte. There are legends of an orc coder who successfully ran DOOM on a raw lamb shank.

normal-horoscopes

Halfling code is full of charming little comments like "//whew! This routine was a real nut to optimize" that you eventually come to learn are expressions of deep, murderous rage.

Elf code rhymes.

bacony-cakes

Kobold video games: they are all some variant of zoo tycoon 2 with five million extra animals

cyphir-spacerobot

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

koiagain

dogpuppy

followthebluebell

I swear she looks sadder in every picture. I'm calling her Chamomile for now or Cammy since the other Persians have spice names. I know chamomile isn't a spice but she's too soft for a spicy name.

She's so soft. She didn't want churu but she wanted to climb into my lap. She wants cuddles and pets and scratches more than she wants treats.

Her eyes are pretty crusty. I'm getting her used to the cleaning procedure. She did NOT want anything too close to her eyes (understandable) but allowed me to wipe out goop and crusties with my fingers.

We'll get there.

naamahdarling

God someone please hook me up with a silly lookin cat. (Not really, not right now. But someday. GOD I miss Dried Pickle Man's horrible maw.)

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so-much-for-subtlety

pingintech

literally a cartoon bad guy

ralfmaximus

Disclosure Day (2026)

memeufacturing-deactivated20161

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

elodieunderglass

“How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.”

― Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night (1935)

chatdomestique

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

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