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Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”

did you know if you do a few simple stretches every day for a few days running your body might feel less stiff and achey? new discovery i made

did you know that doing about 10 minutes of stretching in the morning might make you feel stronger and more flexible? it might even reduce pain in your regular everyday movement. just made this brand new discovery

learning today about how just 10 minutes of light stretching every day can reduce pain in your regular movements. anybody heard about this?

when i was a little kid i got bullied on the playground so my mom asked me “what did jesus do when people were mean to him?” and i thought about it for a second and then started crying and screamed “he DIED”

“If you deny any affinity with another person or kind of person, if you declare it to be wholly different from yourself—as men have done to women, and class has done to class, and nation has done to nation—you may hate it, or deify it, but in either case you have denied its spiritual equality, and its human reality. You have made it into a thing, to which the only possible relationship is a power relationship. And thus you have fatally impoverished your own reality.” Ursula K. Le Guin "American SF and The Other" in Science-Fiction Studies 7, 1975.

Women with big curly red hair always have like 12 gay guy friends why is that

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

[ID: two screenshots of replies, both made by evil-tboys. The first reply reads: Is this good or bad. After OP confirms it's good and that they don't know what to do with it, evil-tboys replies again with: Spread out arpund the carpet and give yourself an ant infestation with a thumbs up emoji. End ID.]

[ID: a screenshot of an NPC, Agnis, from the game Skyrim. She is an older Nord woman in a long green dress that works as a maid in Fort Greymoor. The room she is speaking to the player in has a stone floor and stone walls, with a chest against a far wall and two fur pelts hung up on the two visible walls. She is saying: "I remember one morning, long time ago, I woke up and the place was run by some Orcs. Went to bed that night, it was all vampires. Don't matter to me." She looks very unbothered. End ID.]

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

truly no video game moment will ever surpass the part in portal 2 where glados says "well, this is the part where he kills us" and wheatley says "hello, this is the part where i kill you" and you unlock the achievement titled "the part where he kills you" (description: this is that part) and the chapter title appears on the screen and reads: chapter nine: the part where he kills you