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There was a massive shift in how our culture understood morality when, after World War II, the general public realized “just following orders” was not an excuse for crimes against humanity. Now we need another moral shift in which we decide, as a culture, that “for the benefit of the stockholders” is not an excuse for anything.

We kind of need to relearn the “just following orders” part again

I want a video game with realistic dick and balls physics not for any prurient reason, but... okay, so you know how in some games with boob physics, there's a palpable delay after a character model is instantiated before physics start to apply to the boobs, so it's like *pop* ... *FWOMP*? I want to see the cock version of that. Penis-having character spawns in, there's a beat, then the physics engine tries to play catch-up and applies a full second of gravitational acceleration to their junk all at once and they just randomly start helicoptering.

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

far far away idol would never happen now

The fact that tech companies are allowed to act the way they do is so baffling compared to literally any other business model ever. Like, imagine if you went to the grocery store but every time you reached for an item, an employee rushed out of nowhere and snapped a rat trap on your fingers. And when you got to the counter, they proudly informed you that for just $12.99 a month, you too could get the rat trap-free grocery store experience. Shouldn't I have that anyway? Or they just looked at you like you had three heads and told you to shop at another store if you didn't like the rat traps breaking your fingers. Am I crazy?

And then you ask a buddy to go with you to the store with the sole purpose of simply blocking this guy. And the store then tries to lock the door in your face, claiming that this violates their company policy and that preventing it counts as stealing.

Let's not forget that white people are encouraged to lie & exaggerate to get the job(on linked in every article about employment), will tailor every resume submission to look like the ideal candidate, and white people will apply to every job they think they might like.

I know we've already had "Incorrect. I can bomb the colony" but I really think ART should get to have an equivalent of Murderbot's rampage when it thinks ART is dead. Some corporate scumbags say they killed its secunit. They attempt to negotiate with what they think is a human captain, having no idea that ART is on its own because it was supposed to be on a cargo mission. There is nobody on board to beg it to stop. The first ship that tries to stop it is cut to pieces by the Debris Deflection Generation System. The second ship tries to hail it on coms and ART goes "Fuck you." (opens all your airlocks) and then turns the now crewless hostile ship's weapons on another corporate vessel.

australian sour patch kids have gluten in them i am truly at my fucking limit im crashing out im waging war against wheat idgaf anymore

oh is that one of those things where ableist companies put in traces of common allergens so they can just avoid the cost of making it safe

WHAT