Monterey Bay Aquarium
Three Goblin Art

oozey mess
trying on a metaphor
NASA
occasionally subtle

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Cosmic Funnies
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almost home
Acquired Stardust
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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the prince and the king
[id in alt] | inspiration for Aragorn's design comes from @/tzitzki
(Lies) in search of truth
i read the hobbit in 3rd grade and i thought it was really lame. however i liked bilbo baggins for some reason and i was fully convinced he was some sort of rabbit/mouse thing until i saw the lotr movies and was really, really confused
fuck cops all my homies hate cops
ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS!!!
Keep your opinions to your self. They are humans too. Blue Lives Matter. Better than the rest of that shit that they say matters. Go big blue be safe. From one officer to all great officers.
how’s that boot taste?

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Hogwarts Houses as John Mulaney Quotes
Ravenclaw:
When people get mad at me now it's my fault, I mean when people get mad at me on the highway it's-it's all my bad. I'm a terrible driver I know nothing about cars. I meant to learn about cars, and then I forgot.
And nothing that I know can help you with your car. ever. Unless you're like "hey I've got a flat tire! does anybody here know a lot about the Cosby Show?" And I'm like "oh... perhaps I can be of some assistance..."
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Griffindor:
I’m standing in the basement, and I’m holding a red cup; you’ve seen movies. And I’m standing there and I’m holding a red cup and I’m starting to black out and I guess someone said like “something something police.” and in a brilliant moment of word association, I YELLED “FUCK DA POLICE! FUCK DA POLICE!” . And everyone else joined in, 100… drunk… white… children yelling “Fuck. Da. Police” with the confidence of guys who have already been to jail and aren’t afraid of it anymore...
So a Chicago police officer walked down the stairs and got to the bottom in the basement and looked out over a sea of drunk toddlers YELLING: “FUCK THE POLICE” In. his. face. And he was almost impressed.
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Hufflepuff:
And I don’t like confrontation, ’cause I’ve never been in a fight before. Though, maybe you could tell that from the first moment I walked out on stage. I don’t give off that vibe. Some people give off a vibe of… Right away, they’re like, “Do not fuck with me.” My vibe is more like, “Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you.”
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Slytherin:
I’d been in relationships where I got cheated on, like, long ones. I don’t know if you’ve ever been in a long relationship where you got cheated on, but it changes your whole worldview. ‘Cause when I was a kid, I used to watch America’s Most Wanted. You know how kids do. And I would always think to myself, “How could another person kill someone? How could a human being kill another human being?”
And then I got cheated on,
and I was like, “Oh, okay...I’m not gonna do it, but I totally get it.”
Fat Fred
(via Dahlcat)
el gato mas gordo
Fat Fred is not up for adoption but we do have smaller models available
3, 29, 30
Sry I forgot abt this lol
3) song that reminds you abt summer time
24/7/365 -surfaces
29) a song you remember from your childhood. There are so many but this one is too vivid.
Dynamite - Taio Cruz
30) a song that reminds you of yourself.
Heroes and Villians - The Beach Boys
“Rape is a criminal act whatever the circumstances. A woman riding the subway nude may be guilty of indecency, but she may not be raped. If she invites or even sells sex at 10 and refuses it at 10:45, the partner who disregards her refusal and forces sex is guilty of rape. If she is drunk, asleep, mentally defective, paralyzed or dead, she must not be raped. Why? Because sexual congress must be by consent.”
- Author Toni Morrison, winner of the Pulitzer Prize and Nobel Prize for Literature
More quotes from the Unite Against Rape campaign on Facebook

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Its 2019 fellas. We makin mental breakdowns a LEWQ. Catch me with my Wet Eyelashes and my Clogged Nose on Vogue.
This is very important
make! your! posts! about! accessibility! accessible!
[ID: 7 tweets from eleanor wheeler @elliewheels: 1. queer disabled people exist and we deserve the same access and safety in the queer community as abled queer people. photo attached to the tweet is of a white wheelchair user with a wheelguard painted rainbow, with “make pride accessible” in black. 2. accessibility is not just an inconvenience, it can be extremely dangerous and harmful to disabled people. 3. I’m grateful I got to go the [sic] pride, I just wish I weren’t paying for abled ppls oversight and disregard for disabled ppls safety. 4. all it take is listening to disabled ppl. there should always be disabled ppl on planning committees to ensure safety oversights won’t happen 5. I am often barred from the queer community because of total disregard for accessibility and it sucks. 6. I have every right to the access and safety to queer spaces and pride as any abled queer person does. 7. I just wish the queer community cared more about queer disabled people and fought for us to have our space in the community.]
I made a thing
Save the environment or perish
Cooking shows as the alignment meme
i spent too much time on this
enjoy
The Umbrella Academy as John Mulaney Quotes
Luther:
Deigo:
Allison:
Klaus:
5 joining The Commission:
Five:
Ben:
Vanya:
Pogo:
Agnes:
Sir Reginald:

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The Avengers (and Friends) as Dumb Shit I’ve Heard In School 3
Bucky: Sam, I’m talking to you, look at my face
Sam: No its ugly
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Peter: Mr.Stark do you think cells are afraid of the dark
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Bucky: no, i'm a better friend! I’VE KNOWN STEVE SINCE HE WAS GAY DUDE
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Shuri: Can I be the first person to make a McDonald's Sprite juul?? Bc you know McDonalds Sprite hits differently, have you ever had salt in carbonated water? It's that.
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*Is November 5th*
Coulson: No its October 36 th I'm sorry Nick (Fury)
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A Nazi: Hey Steve do yo-
Steve: If you say one more word I'm gonna swing
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T’Challa: Why is my spotify only playing christian music
Shuri: Gods trying to speak to you man
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Tony after seeing Peter: I'm actually happy for a change
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Tony: Hey what your favorite dessert?
Clint: KFC
Tony: Are you serious??
Clint: Well its not gonna be Popeyes!
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Natasha (definitely not an assassin): Google how to murder cus were about to kill a bitch
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Shuri: Siri call Kanye
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Eddie: Hey! Don't make a mess on my floor
Tony: I'll clean it if you gimme a broom
Eddie: We don't have brooms, You improvise, were rich here
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Tony, helps steve and steve says nothing: Thank you. thank you! Bitch!? Say Thank You!
Steve: ,,, Thank you
Tony: You're welcome
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Ross: You suck, I hate you
Bruce: Guess if I give a single fuck
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Valkyrie: Who's your favorite person?
Loki: I'm the top three
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Natasha: These are the three criteria that someone must meet to be classified as a terrorist
Clint: You're just gonna teach us how to become a good terrorist
Natasha: Do you wanna be a terrorist Clint???
Clint: No.
Natasha: THEN DON'T
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Stephen: Why do you never wear a complete outfit??
Peter: Just bc I'm wearing a sweater and shorts..
Stephen: ... a complete sentence is too much too??
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Clint: I’m looking for a really tall human. Maybe a really small giant
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MJ: I’m dyin’ inside and that's not the way it was in 4th grade
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MJ: I relate to Oscar The Grouch bc I feed off of garbage
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Ned: Did you cheat
MJ: No should've tho, I probably would've if passed i did
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Sam: Forget water, drink air, stay fit
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Peter: I hate how starbucks labels its drink sizes
Ned: Listen we have small, medium, and large and when we run out of words we tack Xs onto that shit
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MJ: Guess who just got a 66.6 on their chemistry final
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Bruce: I don't trust Sprite cranberry
Tony: Why, bc it looks like fizzy vodka?
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Clint: For 25¢ I can take away your depression
Peter: I don't have that kind of cash
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Bruce: boy you’re never gonna be as good as me
Clint: Well Ive got chicken wings in my car so
my other one of these
Into The Spiderverse as John Mulaney Quotes
Peter B. Parker
Gwen Stacy
Spiderham
Miles Morales
Peni Parker
Peter Parker
Spiderman Noir