every little girl flies

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

LOTR abridged

AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

This is such an abstract type of comedy I don’t even know how to handle it

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you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools

to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.

I thought you meant we were descendents -of- stone tools

your father was a handaxe and your mother smelt of microliths