Mar 18
Like father like son I’m sick
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Like father like son I’m sick
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Tony and his PPs (forgot to post this one too)
Hc Peter abuses the fact that he knows Tony stark, a billionaire, but not in the “give me a million dollars” or “haha I know Tony stark” way. More in a “get him to pay injured victims hospital bills” way like
Peter, as Spider-Man, after saving a civilian: QUESTION!! Do you have health insurance???
Injured civilian: uh no?
Spider-Man: dw that’s ok I’ll get Tony stark to pay your hospital bills then.
Injured civilian: HUH?!?!
And Tony just pays all of them cuz he can’t say no when Peter asks him to do something and Peter’s good at saving people so civilians rarely get seriously hurt, so Tony can afford to lose a couple thousand dollars every once in a while.
field trip to stark industries fic but it’s post-NWH and it’s peter community college class and peter’s first time back in the building after being forgotten.
and the building makes it very clear that AIs were immune to the spell.
bonus points if it’s an au where tony survived, and he’s very curious why his tech is reacting so strangely to this random kid
Peter: *sneaks into the tower at 2am*
Tony: *turns in a swivel chair* Care to tell me where you were?
Peter: I was with.. uh... Harley..
Harley: *also turns in a swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning* Tony- I can't stop the chair-
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i think Peter as Tony's personal intern could go so many funny fucking ways and i am so surprised that i haven't seen more people taking advantage of this fact. imagine it:
Peter has been given an internship with Stark Industries as Tony Starks very own personal intern. Now, Midtown and the public do not know this (all Midtown knows is that he HAS an internship, whether or not the students believe him. here, the teachers at least do). Peter is in Tony's lab after school on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, and is usually there during the weekends as well.
Hence, he starts to act more and more like Tony as it goes along. Just imagine people walking up to him to have a conversation, and he starts saying some bullshit.
Teacher: everybody, turn to whoever you are sitting next to and work on this assignment together for the rest of class, please.
Peter: *turns, nods, goes back to his own work*
Classmate: uhh. so are we going to work on this together, or?
Peter: *silently slides his paper over. it's completed* just don't talk to me.
Even more, he'd start to have a relationship with the Avengers as well, not just as Spider-man, but as Peter Parker. And, by spending so much time with Tony, he's gotten significantly more confident. Imagine him deciding to mention the PSA's with Steve.
Steve: hey, Peter, is Tony around?
Peter: if I knew, I wouldn't tell you
Steve: what? why?
Peter: I had to listen to you lecturing me for two hours after school on a Monday. I'm sick of your face, Steven.
Steve: ...you weren't here on Monday? We also didn't have a case together? I haven't seen you since Thursday last week.
Peter: *turns, gives Steve the most deadpan stare he can manage* so, you got detention.
Steve: ...I'll see myself out. Hey, FRIDAY? where is Tony and help me get as far away from this teenager as soon as possible
idk i just think there are so many comedic possibilities and i need them utilised.
I’m obsessed with the idea of Tony slowly getting to know Peter just by listening to his voicemails (after Peter gets Tony’s number and starts sending him updates instead of Happy). As time passes, Peter is convinced that Tony hasn’t listened to any of them so he starts getting more and more unhinged and saying way more than he would ever say to Tony’s face and Tony is just lurking, growing more and more fond of this kid that rambles to his voicemailbox.
Peter’s still a shy bean to his face, so he doesn’t mention that yes, he actually does listen to the voicemails in fear of Peter stopping.
And then one day Tony slips up and mentions something that Peter told him in a voicemail and Peter is completely mortified. You mean his mentor actually listens to them? He’s heard Peter regale his most embarrassing school stories and gush about his childhood crush on Thor? He thinks his life is over until Tony panics and tells him that receiving the voicemails is one of the best parts of his day. Peter stares at him like a lost puppy and Tony shies away from the feelings and everything’s as awkward as usual.
But that night, a voicemail comes in, and it’s no different than any of the others. Peter yammers like his heart depends on it, and Tony can’t help but feel that it’s an acknowledgement of the fact that yeah, they may have a difficult time talking to one another in person, but they both care, and maybe if they keep trying, they can make this father-son thing work.
And Tony thinks that next time a phone call rolls in, he just might answer.
Im back with more ive been dying at work but here I am