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You are microwave safe. You are dishwasher safe. You will not turn orange after one use. You will not deform under boiling water.

do you guys think it's possible for a fungus and an algae to on purposed kiss

maybe they will take a lichen to each other

remember how profanity was made out to be the worst thing in the world when you were a kid and then when you grew up everyone was like "just kidding, nobody actually cares, we were just doing that so we could yell at you"

Sometimes I come across Real Actual Adults who get upset over swearing and every time they're like the most sheltered bizarre extreme-christian-upbringing, and for them it's also just a weird judging thing. Like where in the bible does it say "don't say fuck", point it out to me you little trad shit

"you don't have to perform around me" sweetheart i have to perform in front of myself

fascinating post about climate change, man. by the way quick question do you see disabled people as human beings

It's cool to have had a tumblr blog for so long that I can post any old bullshit and like 10 of you guys will give me a consolation tug on my cock in the form of a like, but the downside is that I can't be anonymously insane on here anymore. A bunch of you guys know what I smell like and might ask me if I'm okay to my face

i want all my friends and followers and mutuals and acquaintances to know from the bottom of my heart: i don’t respond to your messages because i’m an insane person, i am insane medieval hermit software running inappropriately on modern queer hardware and social media scares me. it is not your fault

when i get a notifications on my phone i try to kill my phone with a rock

i wish all working class brits a very riot when your government tries to spend a billion dollars on that bitch’s funeral while your cost of living skyrockets, and i wish all non brits a very support working class brits while their country catches on fire

sorry for not responding i dont know enough words

[id: Photo of a strangely shaped stump with two trunks that extend outward in opposite directions, next to a dirt trail in a wet forest. Red and yellow mushrooms grow all over the stump, the only splash of bright color against the green and brown backdrop of the mossy forest landscape. End id.]

when I die I will be judged but only by the earthworms who will be disappointed to discover my nicotine ravaged body inedible