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I have GOT to stop spending $30

actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now

"but they support [dictator] and [violent action]!" okay is it possible that a combination of propaganda, election rigging, and authoritarian crackdowns on dissent could lead a population to look like it supports something most people would find distasteful under more reasonable circumstances

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

How to make a cat leave you the fuck alone without making the cat sad

put snacks in the other room

This will teach him to annoy me more whenever he wants snacks

Shower him with affection and attention until the inherent contrariness of Cat inspires powerful disinterest in him.

This doesn't work it just gets me drooled on a lot

Oh, Diesel is one of those? Sorry, you're never going to be alone. Even if you wait for him to sleep a really deep sleep and then leave the room, he will find you.

He likes to sleep on my bed and often when I wake up he waits for me to start making moves to get out of bed and then climbs onto my chest to lay down on me and purr

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

I think a pet deposit is stupid but at least its a stupid I can understand you know. like sure a pet could cause more damage so extra "in case of damage" money is owed. whatever. at least I have a chance of getting it back. but pet rent is bonkers crazy. like no the amount of rent thats due is what the rent is. my cat isn't like raising property tax. normal rent isn't even calculated by number of people living in the house. you can't raise the rent when an extra person moves in. what. "pet rent". what the hell are you talking about. you sound insane. its a bunny rabbit

I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexivly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually

we all know that beinq introduced as "???" with a black silhouette as sprite feels qood as fuck BUT. you must imaqine beinq introduced as "!?"

i need to read everything ever before the end of the summer