strange things are afoot at the circle k

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

in the beginning, the trump assassination attempts were spaced by twenty four weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at the white house, was a week. in four days we could be seeing a trump assassination attempt every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. we should witness a double event within seven days,

colin mochrie and ryan stiles were kind of the original old man yaoi. to me

paladin pulls me over for drunk driving my horse & as soon as he starts illuminating my ticket i lunge for his service crossbow

im the person they keep adding gratuitous & unnecessary violence & sex in movies for. im running every studio executive ragged asking for even more cock & gore in cinema they simply cant keep up

it really is fucking pathetic that a country with more guns than people can't hit one guy

We make fun of steampunk and mock it but imagine if there really were marvelous devices

“potentially mature content” yeah that’s my pervert friend i hope it’s mature content that’s what i followed them for