“nasty woman disease”

just bought the flaming raging poisoning sword of doom at Claire’s

you want to be romantically attracted to someone? the thing that killed romeo and juliet?

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

knuckle tats say FOUC AULT

knuck tats saying POST, and on the other hand, having transcended the limitations of the form, STRUCTURALIST

riding her dick cowgirl style while shaking my head to show i disagree with the settler-colonial and falsely idealized nature of frontier era north america

the sexiest things for a boy to be are desperate and pathetic

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

in the club undiagnosing everyones stuff

oh my god I can walk

now do me

jeez buy a guy dinner first