And Time is a Reoccurring Dream

Sick list of symptoms bro. Now try humanizing your behavior instead of pathologizing it.

If you run over someone's foot with your wheelchair you still apologise

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

okay, im "sorry" i tested my dual scythe combos/fever mode on your "smol bean" boyfriend

if its any consolation i didnt get very much exp

I CLAIM THE ABUNDANCE THAT IS COMING TO ME NOW 🌈🙏💖✨ *falls asleep and dreams of a skeletal figure atop a black horse carrying iron scales*

it would be really funny if the hedonic treadmill wasn’t a thing and we spent all day every day in a manic bliss bc our standards for comfort and abundance hadn’t changed since the paleolithic

the last remaining thot has died in captivity.

idk man i don't have any strict goals in life. i might make an artifact

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe