And Time is a Reoccurring Dream

i highly recommend developing an intense interest in some natural phenomenon or creature such as bugs or stars or mushrooms. you will be delighted every time you go outside

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

It's kind of interesting how all those who stand to oppose me are lonely ugly and stupid whereas all those who submit to my reign are gorgeous and smart and get so many bitches.

Pro/anti ship was the stupidest way to talk about romanticization of bigotry and abuse, and everyone knew that. Idk why real adults are acting like it's something we should be giving any true time to

Are you pro puppy or anti puppy? Pro puppy is when you like puppies and anti puppy is when you think stray dogs should be neutered and adopted or euthanized to keep them from over breeding feral dogs. It's really simple

It's literally crazy luck that I've only ever come across nails ever since I got my hands on my awesome hammer

Sick list of symptoms bro. Now try humanizing your behavior instead of pathologizing it.

If you run over someone's foot with your wheelchair you still apologise

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

okay, im "sorry" i tested my dual scythe combos/fever mode on your "smol bean" boyfriend

if its any consolation i didnt get very much exp