becoming the world's forwardmost fujoshi scientist

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

my problem is if i enjoy something enough i will be nitpicking. i Will have things to say about where and how it failed. out of nothing but love straight from my heart. unfortunately this often makes me indistinguishable from a hater who has never experienced joy or kindness. such is the amateur critic's burden.

all of my favourite things are like beautiful racehorses that trip over their own feet a hundred times. but they get back up again. and goddamn, you should see them run.

Breaking news all sports indefinitely cancelled because we have lost tbe ball

finally this website is starting to work properly

remember when we were free? when we could run in the fields and feel the wind in our hair? i miss that too.

I remember when we could look at a pineapple without thinking of your sex life.

#'this is present in the text' is often a good first step #but those second and third ones (naming it; describing its function) are vital (via @elucubrare)

there didnt used to be a bridge until one kept crying about being lonely like Maybe you should talk to the boyfriend i put in this saw trap with you. 🙄. but fine. theres a bridge now.

as soon as the one who kept crying about being lonely got off of his oil rig he immediately fell in love with a mii on the outside. someone is losing bridge privileges tonight .

bridge privileges restored his saw trap partner fell in love with him.

also it now connects to the other islands by making them walk through slenderman's forest to see their children

the self is a guy you made up to get mad at