you're only human, honey

i should be making art but i just keep watching videos instead

Oh to be a medieval apothecary and have dried herbs in little jars all through my dimly-lit shop

keep in mind a hot woman is posting all of this nonsense

how can we lose when we’re so sincere is forever always one of my favourite peanuts bits

Oh you’re tired?? Well i know a GREAT place to nap it’s called my chest with my arms holding you ever so gently yeah it’s got great reviews

Uh oh, the player character is coming this way. Quick, engage in mindless small talk which comments on recent events or location relevant details

i don’t have any other followers it’s actually just you and me here

i can have a little unrealistic romantic fantasy. as a treat

as much as the world fails you, never regret having a good heart. 

i would be nothing without 3,000 - 17,000 songs

the masculine urge to be feminine. the feminine urge to be masculine. do you get what i mean

hiii does anyone wanna love me and get to know me deeply and intimately. on a personal level

im on the sex swing asking them to push me