with your fists for once

arf arf arf arf arf arf (sees that nobody is looking at me or gives a fuck) whatever

sorry for fucking up our conversation i had never had that one before

eww dude keep your skinny fetish to yourself

Some of you seem to be gay #observations #intuitive

People will ask how things are going and you're like "It's fine :)" but it's not fine. It's coarse.

Fucked up that if you make a minor social blunder you can't ask the person if they hate you forever now because that within itself is another social blunder

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

This will sound biased because I am a girl with freckles everywhere, I think it’s very important to appreciate girls with freckles everywhere. She’s got cute little dots all over her body how could you not love that

lesbian sex that looks like a big cartoon ball of dust with the occasional leg sticking out and i crawl out of it covered in lipstick kisses and get swiftly dragged back in

i feel like i need to go somewhere really really far

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

please don’t spend your life convincing yourself that love or joy is reserved for the idealized version of you that only exists in the future