I'd put you in my veins

i love her. i’m so glad she said something.

kneeling down beside my bed and folding my hands and closing my eyes: dear god please let me have some gay sex soon and also maybe let me win the lottery so i never have to get a job again. okay goodbye i mean amen

i didn’t choose to become an eater, the pussy called to me like it was my divine calling

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

I'm not just a monsterfucker I also love them romantically

wanted it too badly award

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

Hwve u ever tried music listening before. omg

(sexting) i’m so fucking scared of you

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

The thing about women is they are hot

We're out of girls at the girl store

no...

can you look in the back

women love when there’s a woman

when avril lavigne said And Hell Yeah Im The Mother Fucken Princess that was way real