Fat Ass Boy

I love this man !!!!

Looking Hella huge in some candid on the beach

(Let me know who this is if you know please!)

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"Come on, don't look at me like that. I think it's hilarious! Let's title this piece 'Cause & Effect'. I mean, you could probably guess which is which. I splurge on candy bars, and this gut gains another inch. Though, to make the title more accurate, it might do well to consider who has been leaving these candy bars out for me... Any guesses?"

"Fuck dude, what a day at the office. Five zoom calls, three client lunches, two presentations, and a hearty company dinner downtown. I certainly feel fulfilled. Though, by the way you're eyeing up this plump paunch, I'd say full-filled might suit me better..."

I mean, it's no wonder I'm practically spilling onto this bed..."

Meatball

"Fuck, dude. I'm so screwed. Tomorrow's my first day back in the office, and I've just discovered that my wardrobe stayed in 2023. I knew I'd gotten a little soft. I mean, when you work from home, the kitchen's always calling. I just never realized that 'a few extra meals' had snowballed into… this. Guess the office is getting a bigger guy than they remember."

Bulked up