I didn't say you weren't worth staying for anyway

favorite type of word: names of genres that tell you nothing without context. literary fiction. popular music. interactive fiction. lets invent a new genre called experiencable media

in general though, we are not talking nearly enough about the soon-to-be caleb and little baby halfling concepts. he's literally going to be holding a little baby halfling. his best friend's little baby, whom he is the godfather of. we need to be talking about this more

you know who else is going to be holding a little halfing baby? CADUCEUS. imagine that 7ft tall firbolg holding a little baby that is barely bigger than his hands. imagine it for me

okay one more person: imagine yasha holding that baby now. cradling them and rocking them to sleep with a silly lullaby. take my hand. let's imagine these things together

oooooh i got plany of disk space

jumpscared seeing excerpts of my own fic on twitter

tried to open the likes to see who interacted with the post like you can on tumblr, briefly forgetting that this is a disallowed action on twitter

haters will tell you its not normal to stand outside your bestie and her husbands room for a full minute while fidgeting with ur special rock

it’s okay guys I’m literally as normal as a person in my situation can be

sometimes a season of svu will have one of the best episodes of tv you've seen, and then also an episode with the most heinous mishandling of a sensitive topic you've seen

the benefit of being an avid watcher of network tv is that you can watch something regularly and love it and also feel completely comfortable saying "that was bad <3 they shouldn't have done that <3"

thou hast tee'd thy last hee