I didn't say you weren't worth staying for anyway

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

divorcebearing hips

caleb saying, "would you care for him? your son, would you care for him?" and nott replying, "yes. until he was 25, and then i wold be dead" about the possibility of going home as a goblin is such a gut-punch. she has to stay on this desperate, insane ride because if she gets off she'll only be able to raise her son until he's the same age she is now. oof

actually unhinged when veth asked caleb if he'd be willing to kill her in order to reincarnate her into her proper body. what if we were best friends and i trusted you so implicitly i'd let you actually, literally kill me

"i care for you deeply now, and I wouldn't leave your side for anything...I mean, I love you" 🥹

AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."

it is actually so funny that dairon was like "beauregard, i need you to give me access to certain people in the kryn dynasty so i can suss out who the traitor is" and beau was like "whoa whoa! we can't really do all that. we can introduce you to essek though." lol. lmao even

"accused" is a fantastic choice here

no I am not "ontologically evil." this is a practiced skill that I actively fostered, it took work to get to be this evil, stop discrediting my efforts.