I didn't say you weren't worth staying for anyway

episode 76 really is an episode of all time. britney spears opening ad, and sam stays dressed as britney for half the episode including wearing a skirt we can't even see. beer pong contest that caleb (privately) wins. jester, caleb, and reani are bats."i like bread!" fjord bitch-slaps jester out of polymorph because she's too stupid as a bat to do it herself. caleb and beau take a meeting with demid sunlash to discuss the mysteries of ruidus in a fantasy denny's parking lot. HEIST! nott accidentally one-shots a guard by dealing 69 points of damage (nice). caleb and nott make a plan to message each other and then can't because nott's too far (nott is not concerned about this; caleb DEFINITELY IS). *fjord voice* one dead, no communication. caleb and fjord go invisible. "you go first. on three" "WHAT are we DOING on THREE?!" fjord and caleb realize they can't see each other if they're both invisible and aggressively hold hands to keep track of each other. fjord gets captain america'd by the wildmother in the form of a seaweed wrap. meanwhile the party trades quiet and tender moments and meaningful check-ins with each other. THE STAR RAZOR IS REFJORGED. the entire party screams their heads off when fjord uses mask of many faces to look like nott. *southern drawl* "eldritch blast" "OOH YEEHAW." beau and reani have sex and it makes everyone level up. who is doing it like episode 76

idk maybe im just too aro to understand how jealousy works but I wonder if yeza is somewhat apathetic to whatever veth has going on with caleb at this point. I mean its been what? nearly a decade? surely you can only care for so long

he's the worst man alive he's the love of my life he's covered in blood he's weird about god and he's a lot, he's not perfect, but most importantly he's bisexual

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oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

(writes something) god this sucks so bad. this is awful. i'm the worst writer ever. this is nothing. (rereads it a while after writing it) oh dude this is fire. i'm the god of writing. (writes something again) god this sucks so bad. th

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

Declaring myself the number one defender of a character nobody thought was problematic in the first place just to mix it up a little.