I didn't say you weren't worth staying for anyway

I hate... fanon archetypes. You know how people sand down their blorbos to fit into the same handful of incorrect quote templates and then they forget their actual canon personalities because they've gone too long without engaging with the source material? I hate it. I hate it. He would not fucking say that. The joke was slightly funny when it was on the office or whatever but we've all heard it over and over with different characters pasted into it how are you still laughing please let me out

The funny character has no other personality traits. Also he's incompetent now. The one who's kind of prickly is just weirdly mean OR sad and did nothing wrong, take your pick. Gotta have the Sunshine Boy. Woman 1 is yass slay badass. Woman 2 is the rest of the cast's Mother. If there's only one woman, she can be both. Do you want to kill yourself yet

I didn't say a fandom but you thought of one, didn't you? That's because they all do this. All of them. You search the main tags for the media of your choice and you will find them there. The same incorrect quotes you've been hearing for years. It's like a time loop. It's my own personal torment nexus

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice

im sickkk of it actually im sick of it we need a grotesque monster fucking movie with a woman as the beast and another woman who is obsessed with her and falls in love immediately. actually bonus points if the transformation happens post romance between the two but this does not deter the woman in her affections. shes actually more in love with the hulking monstrous mass of her girlfriend

do you think he likes the weasel more than he likes the dog. i would hope so.

answering my own question because iirc yeza took care of sprinkle when he was stuck at that inn alone is rosohna, so you must imagine him trauma bonding with that weasel