What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

Happy tenth birthday to this post which will apparently haunt my notifications for all eternity.

The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.

how it feels to talk about anything at all

hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"

Lupita Nyong’o is the perfect person to play Helen of Troy. I mean, Helen is said to be very beautiful and Lupita is.