The quality of Socmed aus in the Heated Rivalry fandom is so high it’s literally insane. Best coders in the world are putting nudes on Clive Slime’s phone.

Ilya is my hot pink bitch named breakfast

getting queerbaited by a straight person is like when bullies do “why are you hitting yourself?” but getting queerbaited by a queer person is like being an audience participant for a master stage magician

every piece of media would be better with a butch in it

we lost the plot when the first band tee sold for $40

$55 did no one else grow up with good vs evil

most important question for me in the transfem grace conversation. does rocky have to trans his gender now too. i mean cards on the table i do interpret him as xenogender transmasc, but the reason why he’s transmasc isn’t to do with any attachment to human male social roles in particular, it’s because grace gave him those pronouns and he likes them and he wants to match genders with grace. because they’re buds. so if grace post-canon Realises some things about herself. does rocky have to initiate the conversation that’s like okay well rocky use she her pronouns now also. grace not make this weird please just go with it.

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

Capitalism sucks. Unless it's Louis de Point du Lac doing it, then it's funny.

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough