ilya voice so myshane your babadook i never see him at david and yunas is he hibernating like the bear or - your babadook, my shane. your family babadook. everyone ha- you do not know what this is. hm.

rocky always yells “enrichment for grace! enrichment for grace!” when he has a new invention to make the humans time more interesting on erid. grace, while appreciative, replies ‘I know I’m in a zoo enclosure but could we maybe not call it that? I feel like a bear getting thrown a pumpkin covered in peanut butter.’ rocky simply gives him a thumb, not wanting to explain that a significant amount of the population sees grace as the celebrity savior scientist who rocky keeps as a controversially young trophy wife and publicly lavishes in gifts

grocky fic where grace is one of those people who sneezes when he comes and somehow that's the first time rocky ever hears grace sneeze and it gets lost in translation that humans can also sneeze for other reasons. cue rocky tapping his fingers trying frantically to figure out why grace keeps coming randomly in the middle of the day. is dust turning him on???? why does this happen in front of OTHER ERIDIANS? is this normal for humans??? rocky's earth thinking machine has no answers because grace's condition is not all that common. mary has no suggestions. none of this is in grace's medical file. and to make things worse rocky's pepe silvia style yarn board has yielded no patterns that would suggest an explanation. cue dust-bunny-themed roleplay attempt that ends in disaster and twelve sneezes in a row but no erection whatsoever and finally grace is like WHAT is going on and the truth comes out but it was an interesting six months

I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.

True crime girlies will be like "wtf I would never go for a walk at night, what if the hash slinging slasher gets me" and then use their knees to merge with no turn signal in front of a semi while applying makeup with both hands

last night was an anthony bourdain gif