adrian voiced by cole escola is so real to me i can hear it i can see it i can rotate it 360 degrees in my mind

i want you to imagine james ortiz and cole escola doing gay rock divorce together. it would be like who's afraid of virginia woolf for people who watched gayle

It's never not funny to me that Leon, the most by the books Knight in all of Camelot, hears Merlin say "I need a crossbow to kill the king right now." And his first thought is "Damn Merlin is being funny as hell today" and hands him the best crossbow in the armory.

had a dream last night rocky found yao's gun on the hail mary and wasn't even worried about the possibility of grace offing himself because 1) grace has been made well aware that if he ever tried it rocky would ALSO commit suicide, causing the entire planet of erid to perish, so they're in a hostage standoff, and 2) rocky was too busy being like (can yuo put that out on me voice) i bet if you shot me it wouldn't even hurt. #mycarapace

sometimes…….things that are fanon………are worse

like why do people act like the south is a lawless christian wasteland where anyone who isn’t cishet and white gets beat to death for existing. yes bigotry is worse in the bible belt but for the love of god you know people exist there just fine being lgbt and gnc. southerners aren’t all mindless conservative apes, most of them are just normal ass people. you ever seen the average woman walking around a walmart in georgia? braless makeupless and not conventionally attractive but existing just fine and peacefully. like cmon humans are more complex than that. you’ll be fine

Everybody's masc until MIKA comes on

"omg i LOVE it when love between characters is so strong it overrides the boundaries of flesh and selfhood, merging them into some sort of (un)holy chimera" — person who's uncomfortable with the idea of permanently sharing a bedroom with someone else

armand is my princess who’s never done anything wrong except for the Unacceptable Act that he did that one time and by one time I mean several times.

as much as atticwife grace intrigues me my ideal post canon situation is 10 episode limited series abbot elementary vibes A plot is a lesson of the week as grace finds his new voice as a teacher B plot is related to adjusting to life on erid all the eridians' TTS voices are theater actors.

adrian is executing what is known as “the rebecca bunch gambit” in which they joined the biodome team after rocky attempted Rock Divorce so badly that adrian still thinks their marriage is worth saving rather than what could generously be known as kaput. they don’t know a ton about biodome maintenance but they are an extremely well respected if not slightly feared biologist (rocky’s type is shiksa crazy pussy) so it’s not too hard to fake it till they make it. every so often they treat themself by turning the temperature in the dome up juuuuust high enough at night that grace has the microwave dream again. grace knows they’re doing this, and adrian knows grace knows they’re doing this, but they both have their own reasons for not wanting to stress rocky out more than he overwhelmingly already is so they’re stuck in a tom and jerry-esque situation where adrian has to invent red 40 because takis are essential to human functioning. forreal.

if everything is going to gradually become outrage marketing can we at least have some fun with it and do the movie remakes with all-women casts again

this summer delainey hayles and bailey bass play the narrator and tyler durden