rocky inventing monogamy in a fundamentslly non-monogamous society because he can't tolerate the idea of sharing the weird orifice blob that literally no-one else wants to fuck anyway

‘rocky hates Alien’ ‘noooo rocky loves Alien’ neither. grace shows rocky Alien and rocky’s like (unusually unopinionated) haha cool friend grace fun movie. and then grace goes to bed and wakes up at 3am local mary time to what sounds like gargoyles smashing against each other

hate it when you're noodling on a story and all of a sudden you're like. "oh no. I have thought of a way that I can make this stronger and more thematically coherent and impactful. but I don't like it"

Somebody online comments “I know it’s big” on Shane Hollander’s Calvin Klein ad campaign & gets a response from lilyrizz24 that says “how would you know. You know nothing. Delete this. He wouldn’t show you. Seriously delete this.”

adrian voiced by cole escola is so real to me i can hear it i can see it i can rotate it 360 degrees in my mind

i want you to imagine james ortiz and cole escola doing gay rock divorce together. it would be like who's afraid of virginia woolf for people who watched gayle