they get to erid and there are suddenly so many demands on rocky's time and everyone wants to see and interact with grace and adrian is on his ass about their relationship and he haaates it so much. so rocky (who has consumed copious amounts of earth media on their journey) becomes obsessed with the idea of running away together, just hauling ass to a completely different part of the planet where nobody will ask anything of them (don't ask him how that would work with a literal alien in tow.) but anyway grace is stuck in his fuckass biodome and it's so frustrating. so rocky spends hours and hours designing all kinds of contraptions that would allow them to run away together. and when he tells grace (possibly guilt-tripped into it before he's ready bc they shouldn't be keeping secrets from one another...), grace wants to chastize him and tell him he should be at least trying to fit back into society but he can't bring himself to because he's just. bowled over by the sheer romance of it. so he reluctantly starts peering at rocky's schematics and going "wait, why don't we try..." and rocky is so excited he does a cartwheel

PLEASE let them go on a stupid Human-scale roadtrip together… they have maps of Earth and records of traditional Earth roadtrips… Rocky is a mechanic, he can make a pressure vessel and slap it onto a crawler base and handle the support equipment and maintain the exotic floodlights… Let Them Design And Fabricate An RV Together And Then Traumatize Dr Grace From Going Out Into The Countryside And Rocky Hunting While They’re Out There Like It’s Normal To Do On Eridian Roadtrips

above all it's really important that Grace still calls Rocky "buddy" and perhaps even "dude" while they're fucking.

relatedly: probably no one has made greater contributions to Posting than dr roberta bobby

has lestat de lioncourt played the rivoli

the crazy thing about doctor who is that it really is the best show ever for 30 seconds at a time. you never know when those 30 seconds will be. sometimes they happen multiple times in a single episode and sometimes you wait years and years and years. and the best part is those 30 seconds are surrounded by the worst show ever, which is also doctor who

stop posting about your badly behaved dog i mean husband online if you’re going to get upset with the people telling you he’s a bite risk. “look at what my husband packed me for my lunch” and it’s the most insulting low effort assortment of snacks you’ve ever seen accompanied with a note that says “i see you as subhuman”. “ugh guys stop telling me my husband doesn’t respect me you’re not the ones in the relationship you don’t know what he’s really like” yes i do and i think you should have him put down.

nonthreatening suffragette boy just sent you a daguerrotype of his penis

And when a Joe & the juice employee comes down from the stands and kisses Jalen Brunson on the mouth? And wolf parade starts playing?

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you