kudos to merlin for not using any memory altering spells and just rawdogging gaslighting for the love of the game

it's been one of those of weeks... park that car drop that phone sleep on the floor dream about me!

so many great things about the “i’d let him do open heart surgery on me if he wanted” quote, but i love that it’s another case of grace displacing his wants onto the other person. so he doesn’t have to be rejected. does stratt want me to work on the project? do my friends want me at the party? does the scientific community want me at the conference? does rocky want to do surgery on me? mf do YOU want these things?? can you take ownership of your own desires…

guys my students would be so bummed if you sent me to die. have we thought about how they feel.

thank god for female characters who have something wrong with them amen

casting spell of : i dont think that's true

I don’t send drunk texts, I send ovulation texts. But lord help you if on the rare occasion I got both going on 🫠

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner