opens news article. closes three pop up ads. backs out of the survey page i was redirected to. closes a pop up video ad. rejects cookies to make the cookie window go away. dismisses the requests to receive notifications from the website and the offers to sign up for it. dodges ninja lasers and poisonous arrow traps. body of the page is finally visible. i have reached my monthly limit and can’t read the article

haven’t read any phm fic! i like the idea of gay grace and transfem grace, and i really enjoy the humans in the phm book. any recs?

i'm not sure we've fully explored the possibilities of polygraph rocky

Rocky making Dr Grace use his keyboard during sex and only keeping up smangin’ him so long as he’s doing a good enough job vocalizing and begging for it in Eridian SEND tweet

ala “fist me/fist my bump,” Grace will now inadvertently say the occasional complex and well-articulated sentence in terminal “talking to his Discord kitten” inflection, which he’s apparently picked up from Rocky, who did not realize he was doing that.

Do you think Grace ever like tries to mention something kinky and gets flustered cause he’s so used to human sensitivities and he’s like “dang, Rocky might think I’m weird” and Rocky is like “Grace human. Rocky already biggest freak on Erid.” Like there is no one upping the rock who chose to mate with a weird limbed mostly water alien that reacts to light that Eridian’s can’t see. Grace realizing and points at him like he just realized Rocky has an alien fetish and Rocky is pointing right back and calling him a hypocrite

genuinely cannot stop thinking about rocky jerking off or the eridian equivalent sounding not unlike the sounds typically produced by power tools and upstairs neighbours, so grace, who doesn't want to make things awkward by pointing it out because he is a Good Roommate and terminally repressed loser when it isn't overruled by scientific curiosity, not to mention the fact that rocky can literally hear all of his organs 24/7 and only sometimes complains about it (actually a lot less recently, which is kind of strange, but he isn't going to look a gift horse in the mouth. because that would be extremely rude and/or forward in this particular instance.), is like alright, okay, i lived and worked in the city for most of my previous half-remembered life, i can get used to this no problem 🙂‍↕️ and instead pavlovs himself into creating the brand new, totally unique, never before seen in the history of human experience fetish for getting ridiculously, painfully turned on by the sounds of construction work taking place outside one's bedroom window

rocky for sure tries cloned grace meat. no contention there. but the genuine article?? oh baby he’s eridian equivalent of salivating at the chance to eat homegrown gracependix. armando suggests disposing of it like the biological waste it is and rocky almost breaks into grace’s atmosphere to stop it. ESPECIALLY if he’s the one who did the surgery. he’s eating that thang while grace is still split open tbh

being obsessed with a character is so fucking embarrassing like I'll be getting dressed in the morning like "I bet the 12th doctor would wear these socks" bitch shut the fuck up

Dating website idea: fumblr, a website where the premise is you are openly honest about the stupid bullshit that would be deal breakers for most people