I think aliens would find astronauts charming with their stocky limbs and helmets that look like a big shiny eyeball. I think they would own marketable plushies of them or perhaps a labubu style keychain

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

"I never thought eva stratt would kidnap me AGAIN," sobs ryland grace, employee of the month at the "eva stratt kidnapping ryland grace" factory (this has already happened twice before) (he actively persuaded her to hire him) (after she had already kidnapped him once)

people debate about whether wojaks carry fascism within them inherently or not, and yknow, maybe there's something to be said about how symbols work etc, and then you see a communist make a meme that features the one that's drooling with a dent in his head to represent someone who is incorrect, and you just kind of take a pause and ask yourself what the fuck is wrong with everybody

bone conduction could be a little erotic to eridians and by eridians i mean rocky

rocky resonates a sound into graces hipbone and he squeaks :) rocky getting greedy, pressing himself against so everything carries and singing songs directly into graces spine. WHATEVER

"you have failed me, brain." "thanks, adrenal glands!" type of guy who looks down at his own boner grumbling "you are not helping"

Grace/rocky is really good not only bc it has inspired so much innovation in the alienfucker community but also bc a good chunk of the art involves erotic open heart surgery which is just completely unrelated to the alien stuff that part is just a codependency thing

rocky inventing monogamy in a fundamentslly non-monogamous society because he can't tolerate the idea of sharing the weird orifice blob that literally no-one else wants to fuck anyway

‘rocky hates Alien’ ‘noooo rocky loves Alien’ neither. grace shows rocky Alien and rocky’s like (unusually unopinionated) haha cool friend grace fun movie. and then grace goes to bed and wakes up at 3am local mary time to what sounds like gargoyles smashing against each other