[COMPLETELY LOVESICK VOICE] he is so strange. And off-putting

gracerocky & do all lovers feel like they're inventing something

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

of all the stupid things i’ve posted on the internet it’s very baffling and awesome that #mytwig had such a lasting impact. anyway long live #mytwig

it’s okay if you don’t believe in butch ryland grace just don’t do it here

the way the entire plot of iwtv relies on the fact that louis is insanely good looking.

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

maybe if we keep speculating about mitch mcconnell more different repub senators will drop dead

everything is a reference when you're crazy

"adversary" is such a sexy word... like sorry if you describe me that way I'm going to get hard

"rival" "foe" "archenemy" "nemesis" I'm on my knees waiting for you to pull my hair

same goes for things like "bane" "undoing" "foil" "ruin" etc. these are terms of endearment to me. "my ruin" I'm literally moaning and rutting. my flesh aches for the bruising touch of your hands