a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

people will say that fanfiction as a whole is by and large better than original fiction and that original fiction doesn’t offer anything compared to fanfiction. Like. Without blinking.

so like. okay so like you have this online ecosystem where everyone's all fractured and algorithmically siloed into their little groups, right?? and the only contact they have with outsiders is through screenshots, meaning you're only ever seeing the stuff that's objectionable or funny enough to be screenshotted in the first place. and the people who rise to the rank of screenshot curator are the people who spend all day sniffing around the other camps for stuff to screenshot. so you have this epistemological chokepoint dictated by someone whose main hobby is sneaking around with a camera getting all up in someone else's business and making it into a public spectacle. and the easiest way to make it into a public spectacle is to make your audience scared and angry. and the easiest way to do that is to play on existing negative biases, like pushing an open door yknow?? so you have this dynamic that rewards prejudice and elevates it to a position of narrative authority. and the people who can do this the most effectively and consistently are the ones who have no qualms about stalking marginalised people and crafting narratives about how they're scary and evil. and you reeeaaally gotta question whether or not any of this is actually beneficial to anyone or if it's just doing to you what fox news did to your dad, yknow??

The quality of Socmed aus in the Heated Rivalry fandom is so high it’s literally insane. Best coders in the world are putting nudes on Clive Slime’s phone.

Ilya is my hot pink bitch named breakfast

getting queerbaited by a straight person is like when bullies do “why are you hitting yourself?” but getting queerbaited by a queer person is like being an audience participant for a master stage magician

every piece of media would be better with a butch in it

we lost the plot when the first band tee sold for $40

$55 did no one else grow up with good vs evil

most important question for me in the transfem grace conversation. does rocky have to trans his gender now too. i mean cards on the table i do interpret him as xenogender transmasc, but the reason why he’s transmasc isn’t to do with any attachment to human male social roles in particular, it’s because grace gave him those pronouns and he likes them and he wants to match genders with grace. because they’re buds. so if grace post-canon Realises some things about herself. does rocky have to initiate the conversation that’s like okay well rocky use she her pronouns now also. grace not make this weird please just go with it.

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn