The Basement

something I haven't seen people mention about The Hunger Games trilogy and movies is how it genuinely revolutionized the Minecraft server scene

in the club getting psychosexual

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

Anyone got that comic about making up a strawman to make a point and then turning around and the strawman is standing there

Thanks

you can use the WASD keys to type the letters w, a, s, and d, respectively, on your computer

Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way

wait what’s the difference?

one you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire

Shit man, this Spire war is fucked. I just saw a skeleton clap her hands together and say "End of Days" or some similar shit, and every one around her turned inside out, had their Doom trigger and then got sucked into the underworld. The camera didn't even go onto her, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting Strike+ and Furnace. I think I just heard "5 Flankings, use Knife Trap" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

@vivi-illniat

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

oh cool can u get me parsley sage rosemary and thyme while ur there please?