... a Coach House

I am stronger than the jar

⁠⁠I know what left and right are

⁠⁠smashing the jar will make a mess

⁠⁠I have strong and dextrous hands

“Come.” Said The Dragon. “Let’s forget all about that mark and go be merry!”

because so far it looks something like this

one one end we have jean, who’s lawful good unreliable—he’s not actively trying to hide anything, he’s just so traumatized his frame of reference is skewed to shit and the only person he’s lying to is himself really

then in the middle we have chaotic neutral unreliable narrator neil josten. he’s also not actively deceiving us, he just has the worst priorities known to man—anything he doesn’t deem important (anything that’s not exy or andrew) he doesn’t bother telling us. like we still don’t know what his mother looked like but god forbid we go 2 chapters without mentioning the solid stable breadth of andrew’s shoulders

But it gets to a point where Jabberwocky will NOT eat at all unless his ears are tied back. Which is fine and well and dandy, except Jean + the girls forget to tell Jeremy, so Jeremy is trying every release word he knows in French AND English, and losing it bc the dog won't eat no matter what or how hard he tries.

He calls Laila in a panic, who tells him to call Jean, who shows up in a flash to the apartment prepared to fight off god himself. Meanwhile all he needs to do is tie back his dog's ears.

Anyway apparently Mr. Eclipse made 5000 years' worth of solar eclipse graphics, which you can find the simpler versions of here