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I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR
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Had a dream that there was a new Pokemon that was ghost type and it was like. Half a greyhound. It was a spectral dog that was known as one of the fastest Pokemon. And yet it only had it front legs. There were wispy floating stubs on its back half which sort of implied there COULD be legs, but they never reached even close to the ground. It stood on its front legs as if the back legs were still there.
I don’t know what this Pokemon’s name was but its appeared in many of my dreams so either they made it real and I forgot or I’m being haunted by a Fakemon.
I have been informed it is not a real Pokemon so I’ll share another detail I recall seeing about it more than once.
One of its main features about it is that it could run stupidly fast, like, a solid 100 MPH (at least thats my best guess from a dream) but more impressively or eerily is that it could go from 100 to 0 almost immediately, stopping in a stance where it stood up straight and at attention
I think I love this weird dream dog
I assume this is for artists so sure thing
I imagine that this dog is very tall and sleek (like a good five feet tall), with a sickly pale (with just a hint of light blue hue). Its eyes are a pure empty (yet still piercing somehow) white. Along its front half across the back and its legs are pale green sets of stripes, almost like racing stripes.
As for how the ghostly “back legs” worked, they looked sort of like this
with his physical form slowly transitioning into an pale blue ectoplasm, and there were amorphous hints of what could have possibly once been legs. Despite completely missing his back half, the posture seen here is still its regular posture, standing straight up, as if a soldier at attention.
Hope this helps!
Hehe i really like this concept
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Do you feel it should be common courtesy to not splash (or do anything excessive that causes it) in a public pool?
Do you feel it should be common courtesy to not splash (or do anything excessive that causes it) in a public pool?
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no, mother... you should have read my supposed "school field trip" permission slip closer.... i foresaw your betrayal a mile away.... im afraid, mother, it is you who has been sold to one direction
spoiler: he is and he does, especially since neil never fails to do something like this every time aaron says some homophobic shit.
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inspired by this beautiful post. i think i’m gonna do some more stuff from that list in the future.

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WELL. I don’t know if this will get flagged but you can find the full drawing here ;)
Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.
[ID: tags from @/outrageousbirb that say:
#i hear what youre saying but i would like to point out that he is a great dane who eats like hes held at gunpoint #and doesnt seem like he has any other interest in exercise and is owned by a stoner. i fear the haunted houses are the only exercise he gets #like those cats who go to special cat swim classes for severe obesity weight loss plans #the vet prescribed scooby with 1 haunted house a week
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You know what? No! I’m tired of this! I am tired of the propaganda that Scooby does not enjoy mystery solving! In the original show, he was an active participant in solving several of the mysteries! He was integral in solving their very first mystery! (and honestly on more than one occasion Scooby showed a very brave side of him in the original)
And on more than one occasion the gang has sacrificed themselves so that Scooby could save the day and solve the mystery! SHAGGY JUMPED DOWN A MYSTERY HOLE JUST TO MAKE SURE HIS BEST FRIEND WAS OKAY DESPITE THE FACT THAT HE’S A JUST AS MUCH OF A COWARD!
You know why? because “FRIENDS DONT QUIT!”
found this absolute gem in the reblogs, didn’t know it came with a full set.
so, they cut off wukong's head:
and (almost) everyone is horrified:
but wait! it was just temporary :')
moments that definitely probably won't haunt sanzang's nightmares afterwards
It appears that boredom lies behind the most creative ideas. That's why quarantine has produced some of the most entertaining activities. One of them is the Getty Museum challenge, that so many of you have already seen in our previous article here.
Narcissus taking a selfie is the ACTUAL best.
These are REALLY cool

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Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead
Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement