Attract weirdos, manage chaos. @patronsaintofdemons - Tumblr Blog

hey. look at me. download flashpoint and play that game you loved when you were a kid and couldn't understand enough english to play it efficiently. it won't fix you but it will come close

#i am 100% serious about this

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

ilikewritingandspeedcore

EXCUSE ME THERE IS A PLANT THAT CAN MIMIC FAKE PLANTS?????

IT'S CALLED A BOQUILA TRIOFOLIOLATA AND IT'S FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN

IT APPARENTLY CAN MIMIC OTHER PLANTS AND AT FIRST I WAS LIKE "oh cool man it must take it's genetic code and copy it or feel the roots or something like that!! :3"

AND THEN I READ AN ARTICLE ON IT AND THESE FUCKING PARAGRAPHS HIT ME LIKE A BUS

LIKE READ THIS SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK MOTHER NATURE

rhyperographer

I went to find the article. It's fascinating.

digital-magus

In retrospect, consider the number 1 thing every grade-schooler knows about plants is they take in light, the idea they might be able to see should not wreck my shit as hard as it does

zombie-luna

timidsketch

I don't know whether or not this is true, but I'm reblogging this because we live in a world where the third search result when I tried researching the validity of this information was a link to an article about a weight loss product.

The second search result had included the slur "ob*se" in the title of the article.

There are seriously people who tell me fat people aren't oppressed. Meanwhile, trying to find information about how to keep a fat person from drying in a car crash is met with links to products that make dirty money off of how society views my body.

I immediately gave up trying to research this.

squirreltastic

The tiktok is correct. Basically it's about arranging your belt so it there is an accident the pressure is in your strongest bones.

timidsketch

"Seatbelt should be across your hips rather than your stomach for everyone, but i think it's more common for fat people to wear seatbelts over the stomach

Pelvic bones are strong and sturdy, and you're going to be MUCH less likely to injure internal organs and such when you suddenly slam into a nylon belt"

Text and photos by @thejacespace

I wanted to put both of these reblogs in one reblog chain since this is helpful information. Thank you both for giving more information than fatphobic Google did.

mybigfatgaylife

Thanks to everyone who worked on verifying this information.

maidthings

secretary birds look pretty normal but for some reason people have collectively decided to photograph them like they're [takes a moment to find an acceptable way to say this] women

maidthings

<-normal bird photography | typically reserved for pin-up posters ->

landleopard24

sour-echinacea

where do people get energy from

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

devonia

baseball is a sport with a long and storied history. to really get a grasp on that history, let's start at the beginning

approximately 540 million years ago, complex animal life rapidly diversified in an event called the Cambrian explosion. among this early animal life was a small worm-like animal called pikaia, a distant relative of famous baseball players like shohei ohtani, tarik skubal, and vladimir guerrero jr

uwillneverknowwho

The thing about Beeduo is that you really had to be there and also have a lot of issues

badassdemonsword

Im dryin up faster than lake mead just thinking about it

#what is even the point then

greelin

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

ozth

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

robin-hood-for-freedom

The key to understanding history and geopolitics is to remember: just because one side is bad, doesn't mean the other side is good

thepartyponies

Just because an official narrative is suspect doesn’t mean the most popular counter narrative is automatically true

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

Trending Blogs

Last Seen Blogs

Attract weirdos, manage chaos.