Attract weirdos, manage chaos.

the endless litany of the internet when you're in queer spaces is YOU'RE DOING SEX WRONG!!!!! which is so tiring. soooo tiring. or YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL ATTRACTION WRONG!!!!!!! which is also exhausting. and variations of course. like what if we just fucked and were normal about this insanely normal human thing that people have done since we were animals rolling around in caves. what if people were capable of being nonjudgemental and open minded about fucking. is this possible

desperately annoying that one of the only people in my real life who are normal about sex and casually talk about sex with me is my cishet roommate who generally regards sex as just another thing people do like eating or singing or going for a run. we have casual conversations about sex and we tease each other about hookups and it's so normal. it's soooo normal. i wish i lived in a world where everyone was chill about fucking and talking about fucking instead of one where people start to shake like nervous chihuahuas at even the thought of it

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

wwhat the fuck….

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea

sometimes that character just wouldn’t hide an injury. it’s a great trope but only if they would do that.

and sometimes the character wouldn’t try to push through sickness and do their day job or whatever. again i see what you’re going for but sometimes in these fics something else can happen. open your hearts and minds to scenarios such as “the character is actually pretty expressive about their needs and is willing to complain a lot but the other characters still don’t take it that seriously for whatever reason and have to deal with the guilt and quencies after”. or “the character takes a rest at the appropriate time (or earlier!) but then faces punishment/being ignored/hostility for doing so and that is what worsens their condition into a serious one.” or “the character is a practical one who informs people sensibly and takes every necessary step, yet to their distress their condition still spirals out of the control.” or whatever else but just do you see what i’m saying not every character is a silent sufferer and that isn’t the only way to put them in a situation . we can innovate

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everyones got that one neurosis they cant even complain about on tumblr

#i am glad history has produced at least two people whose shit was even less together than mine

audio: a creature wailing and sniffling in a very nasal and highpitched way.

meweueueuuu😢💧💧euemweueuuwme😭😭💧myyewuyeu Sniff 👃meuwumemeueuw😢😢💧💧meuwuwue MEMMWMWMEM😭😭😭

Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys.

I think y’all are missing the point here.

You can theorize to Nebraska and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging a corpse around

this post is the perfect summation of tumblr’s reading comprehension and critical thought abilities

Reblogging because there’s a lot of new people on here and you need some context for the jokes.