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Wide-spread produce contamination happens through dirty irrigation water that sewage has leaked into.

Even if workers were taking shits in the field, it wouldn’t be enough to make these events and someone with intestinal diseases wouldn’t last long out doing manual labor in the hot sun (ask me how I know).

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You can’t make meth out of baby formula. You can stretch some drugs by cutting it with baby formula but “Drug dealers sometimes use the powdered formula to dilute heroin and methamphetamine or to stretch the product when supplies run low. However, experts say that more often than not, formula is stolen because of its high market demand among consumers rather than drug dealers.”

Do you really think that the miracle invention of a substitute for breast milk can somehow become meth? Like, really think about this one. Chew on it like babies can’t because they don’t have teeth and are completely dependent on their adult caretakers. Do you really, truly believe that millions of people feed their infant children a crucial component in METHAMPHETAMINE?

Let’s say you do believe that. Fine. I can’t fix whatever’s wrong with you. Let’s say that millions of parents wake up every morning and decide to give their baby meth ingredients for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Should that baby be allowed to starve because you think there’s a chance someone could make meth?

Is it so important to you that meth stops existing that we should let living, breathing infants DIE? Because that’s the trade-off that you need to understand you are making. You say “less meth! Even if babies have to die!”

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Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Old Millennial American speaking here. I need you to adopt this mentality as early as possible and hold to it. The older you get, the harder it is to begin this practice and claw back the extremely unhealthy effects of a workaholic lifestyle. I am speaking from 20 years of experience.

This does not mean having a shitty attitude at work, or not doing your job, or relying on co-workers to carry your water.

This means you do what it says above. It also means not making work and productively your entire personality; not tying your productivity to your value; and not becoming so emotionally enmeshed in your work and workplace so that you are living and dying by what happens there.