Wearing a blindfold during sex but not for kinky reasons but because I’m easily distracted and my partner needs me to focus up like when they put blinders on a horse
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Wearing a blindfold during sex but not for kinky reasons but because I’m easily distracted and my partner needs me to focus up like when they put blinders on a horse

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Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible
Pronouns
An accent
Bias
Bathroom floor is a mini pool.
we seriously need to stop conceding to the personhood trap when it comes to abortion rights. is a fetus a person? thats a spiritual question. i dont care about the answer. should another person dictate what someone can do with their body? simple answer: no.
like if a fetus isnt a person it has no right to my body and if a fetus IS a peson it also has no right to my body because there is no other context in which we are required to put ourselves at risk of physical harm to preserve another persons safety or even life.
you dont have to save someone from drowning even if youre a strong swimmer. even in death youre not required to donate organs and that could save several people. you can kill someone if you truly believe your safety is at risk. we dont mandate preservation of life over autonomy in any of these circumstances.
why yes I have seen tinks
You... brought her home, right? Called her owners? Did something to get her generally in the direction of the people who certainly must miss their daughter dearly?
no they just took a picture for tumblr and then threw the cat down a sewer drain
yay!

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can’t wait until they make sandbox turtle for womenÂ
Wait no longer
oh my hod…. femenism
sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it
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sea shanty themes
hearing an old man saying something
Captain’s an asshole
Captain’s awesome (same captain)
first mate sucks
whiskey
the girls out here
the girls back home
ship is terrible
ship is great
Cape Horn
seriously why are we always running around Cape Horn this place sucks ass
want to go home
did NOT want to go home, somehow ended up there anyway
Sally and various sex acts we can do with her
beach party
rolling, heaving, hauling
where we’re bound
sea beasties threatening us and/or assisting us
stormy weather but we’re together
setting out to sea
coming in to harbor/taking shore leave
too much whiskey
punishing naughty crewmen
Let Me Tell You About This Guy
Goodbye!
Hello!
let us bother this fellow
oh man I should marry that one girl if I ever get back home
befriended an animal, call my parents if you don’t believe me!
you ever been to Place?
I have been grievously misled
sailors gotta sail
let’s get this bread, boys
don’t forget your old shipmate
faldee raldee raldee raldee rye-eye-doe
@copperbadge this seems up your alley
If the system ain't broke, don't fix it, I guess! Accounting may not be the oldest profession, but someone had to keep the books for them.
I mean, in theory I know that Excel is based on the structure of earlier accounting technology that's been around for hundreds of years -- what do we think we did to track commerce before computers? -- but it still kind of blows my mind to, for example, look at my ancestor's journal from a whaling voyage in 1770 and see spreadsheets in the back.

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~ Etiquette, Jr., by Mary Elizabeth Clark and Margery Closey Quigley, 1965
[ID: text reading, "Don't listen to your transistor radio on a bus. The other passengers may not want to hear the baseball game or your favorite recording artist." /End ID.]
That’s what I am Tolkien about
cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.
i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.
i like being gay and all, but holy shit, women are so cool!!!! i hope all women reading this have a wonderful day as well!!!!!!!!!
[image description: the epic handshake meme. one arm is labelled gay people and the other is labelled lesbians. in the middle it says "fuck yeah bro". end id]
hey guys, quick reminder! this post is about uplifting other people!!! tags like 'ugh, but men are gross lol' or 'op has never met a man' are not welcome and will recieve an insta block! men are cool! women are cool! thank you for coming to my fucking ted talk! :-)
It’s annoying but the way you improve yourself is one tiny thing at a time
You can’t realistically stop all of your bad habits at once. So like. Pick one. Pick one thing in your life to work on. Eating slightly more vegetables or being slightly nicer to your coworkers or reducing the amount you drink. Something. And once that’s easy try something else.

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this is new
I've been in talks with tumblr management to replace the website with my self
oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man
A friend of ours worked in a movie theater. One night, a rowdy little boy decided to kick over all the stands that held up the red velvet cords.
After several attempt to stop him, she finally declared, “If you keep kicking those over, your leg will fall off!”
No sooner had she said this than she looked up and was mortified to notice a man standing on a pair of crutches with one leg.
Before she could apologize, he looked down at the boy and sighed, “I used to love to kick those.”
The kid ran away.
When my sibling was about 4 years old our grandmother came to visit and took her own dentures out to clean them. My sister watched in abject astonishment until my grandmother noticed, turned, and said, “Shall I do yours next?” at which point the kid slapped both hands over her face and yelled, muffled, “MINE DON’T COME OUT!” and ran away.