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I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna b
We were at the butterfly gardens once on the day the tortoises there got their shells checked and scrubbed. They all just converged on the employee with the scrubber and kept trying to get more scratchies. Super cute.
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my sewing machine does exactly one thing, and yet every single time I try to sew something with it I feel like I've put my baby in the pelican's mouth. over and over again.
sewing Machine perfec t for sewing straight l/ines! machine very Accurate and Level lines so so straight so easy to use Sewing Machine. Sew Straight Lines with Sewing Machine. no problems ever in macchine because good Shape and Whir noise for fast fast lines. Asewing Machine yes a place for making straight lines sewing lines can trust sewing machina for giveing good love to fabric. friend sewing machine
what I want from ag!!
- bring back the crafts, cookbooks and welcome to ___’s world books for all historicals right nowwww
-go back to a 6 book model in general!
-more collection for the historicals in general esp my sweet babygirl claudie
-also less plastic and barbification in general (and have options for less hyperfeminine girls)
-Muslim character (historical or modern!)
- Jewish character who’s not Ashkenazi (like idgaf about the Hoffman twins but it was a huge missed opportunity to make them interfaith Jews from Seattle which has the biggest Sephardi - esp Turkish Sephardi- population in the US and make them Ashkenazi? Like that’s already a way of making their story way more interesting than just a nostalgia cash grab)
-modern native character (like if we’re going into the nostalgia tie-ins with GOTYs and historical characters how about a Nimipuu girl reconnecting with her language and culture? OR could be a great opportunity to showcase a different tribe and culture)
-character with 2 moms / 2 dads
- if all our modern characters are expensive hobby girlies let’s make ROCK CLIMBING one of those expensive hobbies #rockclimbing like I need doll sized climbing shoes badly
-if we’re doing collaborations with rhe NFL why not with a women’s sports league like the WNBA or NWSL!
-also if we’re on the ancestry / nostalgia tie in GOTY grind give us an ADDY DESCENDANT!
- modern character trans girl fighting to play the sport she loves!!
- I kind of love the adult samantha book idea but they have to be GOOD if we’re doing that …. But umm yeah
- also a cat girl like why is everyone a dog girl… no disrespect intended but yeah
I’ll probably add more as I think of it… also I would LOVEEE a historical character set in Fort Mose but that’s another post all together
fantasy: the kingdom has been ruled by one family for 10,000 years
science fiction: a new species evolved in 30 years
New Phantom fan cast just dropped
I DIDNT HAVE MY GLASSES ON OKAY??
He taught her to sing. Now she's going to teach him to dance.
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Emily Wilson has inadvertently created a fascinating new way to categorize basically any visual media ever made
happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july
my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”
you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.
lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.
folks you’re never gonna believe what i did today
genuinely insane to me that bikinis are the Default swimwear marketed & sold to women. that's nylon underwear. & if you don't want to wear one people treat you like you're childish & insecure & suggest ways to "get over it"
"i feel uncomfortable with the idea of wearing what amounts to fast-drying underwear in front of other people, many of them complete strangers" "have you tried gradually acclimating to showing more & more skin? have you tried being more confident? are you ashamed of your body? don't you want to show off your beach bod?" girl what the fuck are you talking about!!!
wearing a bikini is all about confidence & self-love 🥰 but remember to wax all that icky yucky body hair first!!! 🤢 nobody wants to see that 🙅♀️
Also, gods forbid you wear a swimsuit you can actually SWIM in without it trying to escape.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.
Reblogging to add amazing tags from @meta-theory
#this both makes things more fun and also is a really good analogy#because there are four types of system maintenance and that makes the term much more exact than the nebulous ''self-care''#and therefore much more helpful to those of us who uhhh struggle with nebulosity#for anyone curious the four types are:#1. corrective (to fix current problems)#2. preventative (to avoid future problems)#3. adaptative (to re-adjust to any changes)#4. perfective (to work towards a better system)#I really like this idea I'm gonna make a checklist
i’m losing my mind
STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction
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GROOVE WITH ME BABY
Ya gotta have
✨⭐️ SOUL ⭐️✨
DONT STOP ME NOW!
one of my worst writing sins is abusing my power to create compound words. i cannot write the sentence "The sun shone as bright as honey that afternoon." no. that's boring. "The sun was honey-bright that afternoon" however? yes. that sentence is dope as fuck. i do not care if "honey-bright" is a word in the english dictionary. i do not care if the sentence is grammatically correct. i will not change. i will not correct my erred ways. the laws of the english language are mine.
Not a sin at all!
This is what's called a poetic epithet, and it happens all the time in writing. Consider, for example, Homer and his wine-dark sea, or Shakespeare and his death-mark'd love.
If you were then to start using them instead of the word they're describing, you'd be making a kenning. For example, if instead of describing the sun as honey-bright, you said "the honey-drop in the sky". Kennings are best known from Norse writings, like "the path of serpents" for gold, or "Grímnir's lip-streams" for poetry itself.
So you're not sinning, you're participating in an ancient literary tradition!
Scansion:
◡ – / ◡ – / ◡ – / ◡ – / ◡ – The sun / was ho/ney-bright / that af/ternoon
Metrical form: iambic pentameter
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
World Heritage Post
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American Girl Pattern Scan
it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit
I need you young people to know it was almost never this hot when I was a child. Millennials and Gen Xers are all nostalgic and excited about summer because it was about ten to twenty degrees cooler to experience it back then!
I cannot express to you how FAST it has gone. I grew up in a world that does not exist now. We're starting on the path to reverse it, globally. You might not know how much solar has EXPLODED in the last decade or two. It's gone from a side thing, a weirdo novelty that was just Not Viable... to whole countries investing in infrastructure. but we have to keep fighting big oil and fascism everywhere we can in order to keep on this road to a new better less scorching burning earth.
But any time you wonder wtf the weather is doing- THIS IS NOT NORMAL, NO. THIS IS NOT WHAT IT WAS EVEN TWENTY YEARS AGO.
