a swan plummets to earth

the concept: shane, freckled summer shoulders, wedding ring on a gold chain choker-collar tight to his neck, tiny swim shorts clinging to his thighs, hair slicked back and dripping from the lake, from the heavy heat, and smiling back at ilya over his shoulder. the peek of ilya's hands in bruises on shane's hips, ilya's lips plum-red to the base of shane's neck. ilya, inhaling hard, toes curling in his water shoes, blood throbbing in his stomach and in the nail scratches down his back, heart lurching as he reaches out and pushes shane off the dock, because some things are just too perfect to endure. leaning over to grab shane's arms, kiss shane, as he comes up spluttering. sucking the laugh from his lungs. loving him, loving him, loving him. the sun streaming down. the day stretching on. summer, infinite, in these small moments.

Official silly sign

rereading my own fanfic for flow like damn this is fire why tf isn't there more of it. but of course i am the one who has to make the more of it

I had a dream that I went to heaven and heaven had its own heaven-exclusive tv shows that were written and produced there in heaven and they showed me the most popular show in heaven and it was this really beautiful drama and, at the end of the episode, the credits said “Created by Mike Ehrmantraut” and they were like “oh yeah. fictional characters who die in earth media go to real heaven” and I’m like “sure but mike did some pretty fucked up stuff, wouldn’t he go to hell?” and they’re like “no, all the fucked up things he did were fictional. people only get judged for the real things they do and the only thing mike really did was bring joy to millions of viewers” and i think that’s beautiful

i’m a very rational person in general but i kind of do believe in sports curses. because of the evidence

You can never leave after eating fae food because you get radiation poisoning and also you're now a walking biohazard

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG