a swan plummets to earth

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

i find the iron lung/phm crossover fandom deeply irritating if i can be honest. are you really so short on yaoi that you have to invent it out of whole cloth

I like that the rock is still there watching them make out and cheering them on

Rocky sit in cuck chair, question?

Rocky going to fujo out, statement

washing machine time to human time converter online

Control is so good bc it's like: what if there was a big fucked up building? And I'm already on board, but then they're like what if the fucked up building was full of fucked up objects? And I'm like holy shit baby I'm already sold. And then they're like wait. You didn't even let me tell you about the people in it. And by this point I'm already deliriously horny but I say okay go on and then the game is like yeah so the people? Fucked up too. And then they flash typography at you that's so fucking stylish you get lightheaded and swoon. That's what Control is like. And it owns

one time in college i was in a creative writing class and this guy was holding up the critique with what i can only describe as like cinemasins dinging another student's writing. and at some point the professor said "the plot is the fork and the prose is the meal. you are critiquing the taste of the fork"