local MTA- Men's Tits Activist

When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree

a "like" on a post is like a little kiss on the cheek

"i would kill for you" "i would die for you" okay but would you forgive me if i forgot something important for the 51204th time in a row even though i tried my best to remember

why the fuck is everything labeled mature content now who runs this app? mormons??????

I think if zoidberg moved into bikini bottom he wouldnt look out of place at all i wouldnt even notice him there

I like how polite he is because he isnt intruding but curious somewhat

everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys

if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig

goes for soldiers too

IMAGE ID: infographic of a man in a suit sitting in a bubble bath. TEXT: Abnormal Behaviors. END IMAGE ID

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[ID. a frame from the end of the nice guys where march and healy sit at a bar together. end ID.]