Harry Kim Deserved A Promotion

Watching a friend play some Warhammer game, asking "is anyone in warhammer happy?" and then receiving a 40+ min explanation was the highlight of my day

I was like "damn, not even the emperor?" to which they replied, dead serious "especially not the emperor"

driving my chevy to the levee today

what the fuck

don’t make other people’s decisions for them. apply for the job you don’t think you’ll get. let them decide if you have the skills they’re looking for. tell that person you like them even though you think they’re out of your league. let them decide if they like you. stop trying to predict and control everything. bring what you have to the table. let the rest go.

that's a cat ✅️

I know it’s me being melodramatic but seeing mcu spiderman everywhere against my will when I’m a comicshead is like Im seeing the shadow of spiderman that everyone is claiming to be the actual thing and I can’t say “that’s just a shadow” bc now I look like a know it all who can’t let people have fun but it’s like. That’s a shadow. You guys are in a cave.

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

all you new fandom members need to QUIET DOWN oh my god you're going to get us KILLED. we're happy to have you but if you keep talking about BULLSHIT like PUBLISHING fanfic for MONEY, Anne Rice is going to come back from the dead to KILL US. looking at YOU, maurauders fans, heated rivalry fans, byler fans...out here giving out interviews to news channels SHUT UP. we're going to have to start setting off firecrackers to keep the rent down.

Can’t wait until there’s e nough free SecUnits running around for a good sample size so the PreservationAux team can go from “SecUnits are a bit weird from a human perspective” to “it’s specifically our SecUnit who’s a bit weird as an individual”.

To be fair, the number of normal SecUnits out there hacking their own governor modules when they’re bored has got to be extremely low or their producers would have noticed. So the SecUnit who does it isn’t gonna be normal.

It’s the difference between working border collie smart and intensely neurotic parrot on their seventh home smart.