My boyfriend is trying to explain cricket to me again. “He’s only got two balls to make 48 runs”, he says. The camera focuses on a man. Underneath him it says LEFT ARM FAST MEDIUM. A ball flies into the stands and presumably fractures someone’s skull. “There’s a free six”, my boyfriend says. 348 SIXES says the screen. A child in the audience waves a sign referencing Weet-Bix

Wow OO

daily reminder

The real shitty part is the fact that the people that would try to make you feel bad for not always caring about every thing going on in the world are largely just “caring” in a purely performative manner

if you do one kind thing to one person you meet in your actual real life, you’ve done infinitely more good than all the people insisting you’re a bad person for not constantly virtue signalling about their pet topic at all times.

It even crashes like a car in a ps2 game

Anon bb come back i can change for you

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!